they take the game too seriously.

Have you heard of competing and competition, or even taking part? It's difficult to play worse, after playing for a couple of years.

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I never heard Jackie Robinson crack a joke, but John Rocker probably made some bigots laugh. Therefore, John Rocker had a larger impact on baseball than Jackie Robinson.

Careful, Chris. Your definition of humor is way too broad. The only sort of valid humor is any reference to the fact that humans have genitalia that have certain behaviors (e.g. "queefing") and engage (like all other animals) in sexual intercourse. Only that counts as true humor.

Guys this isn't a job interview. Nobody asked for your Warlight CV. Just proves my point about taking things too seriously.

Poon on!

But once again, a Poon Squad member posts an innocent thread and you guys have to derail it.

We're just contextualizing Slippy's contributions to the game and the impact of his retirement from the game.

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Guys this isn't a job interview. Nobody asked for your Warlight CV. Just proves my point about taking things too seriously.

Really? You mean when you called Fridge/Arun/etc "bozos" and said that being invited to Poon Squad is the highest honor on Warlight...that you were not inviting everyone to chime in?

If you can't take the heat, then don't make things public. I will agree that the author of this thread (retiring) did not say anything wrong. He's just guilty by association. You wear the Poon banner and you risk being trashed on here thanks to the antics of clan mates.

Guys this isn't a job interview. Nobody asked for your Warlight CV. Just proves my point about taking things too seriously.

Best way to handle criticism. Don't actually address valid points with logical responses. Instead either insult, dismiss, or just leave.

You can't talk sense into crazy, Eclipse.

PS Poon Banner is a badge of honor

I am sure it is to you and your members. But to %90 of Warlight I am sure it is the opposite. If you want to remain ignorant, go for it...but here are some quotes to chew on:

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."

"The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant."

"It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant."

"The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant."

You can't talk sense into crazy, Eclipse.

That sentence hardly makes sense. You can't even spell people's names correctly.

Poon Squad always spells my username wrong, apparently it's supposed to be a diss somehow. But in reality it just makes it look like they can't spell something that's right in front of them.

Actually it's just auto correct. Sorry brother I'm honestly not doing it as a slight to you.

If anything, I'd rather they created retirement threads than to stay on warlight.

Don't worry brother Apollo. I'm not going anywhere any time soon

Now can we get back on topic? This was supposed to be Sloppy's Jeter-esque retirement party.

FREIGHT TRAIN

I feel like Kevin Bacon in footloose on here. All we try do provide positive expression with our humor while trying to help the comminity and we just get discriminated against.

*Slippy. You're not alone Eklipse (spell checked that time)

Well in that case QB I'll apologize. I just recall Pooncrew or somebody in your clan once stating that my name was being intentionally spelled wrong as some type of disrespect thing.