| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 8/12/2015 05:00:24 |
Moth
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Dear diary,
Im sorry I haven't written to you for awhile now. I've been busy doing dictator things. Imprisoning people, torturing people, spying on people, shooting missiles towards South Korea, sending South Korean leader insulting messages etc etc...again my beloved secret holder, Im sorry.
I had Choo receive a hair cut today because the filthy beast needed it. The Groomer mistook my signal and sluaghtured my pet....the groomer is now looking forward to a lifetime imprisonment for him and his family for 4 whole generations. :D
I saw the pretty lady again! I could feel my cheeks grow a deep and intense red. She was working the flower fields again. The place looks like a dump but the flowers are, admittedly, very nice to look at. I think I will have some funds 'find' their way to restoring the plot and the immediate surrounding area.
Love,
Supreme Leader <3
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 8/12/2015 06:38:42 |
Thomas 633
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 8/12/2015 13:54:45 |
Moth
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 20:53:27 |
Kim Jong Il
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Oh my Lenin! Why the in the name of the Great Lenin are you posting these pathetic pages from your sissy diary!? Lenin! You are such a sucky sissy.
Anyway, how are you son. You look fat. Did you gain weight?
Mom says she misses you and is proud of you and all you've done for the Fatherland.
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:05:22 |
Moth
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What are you doing!? People are supposed to think you are dead!
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:10:52 |
Kim Jong Il
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Ah well, you know it gets lonely on our farm in Western China. And you never write us. You should feel bad because your mom gets frustrated at me when you never write. We just want to know how your days are but we have to track your IP to figure anything out. Then you go posting this diary nonsense.
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:13:05 |
Moth
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God dad you are so embarrassing!
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:14:20 |
Kim Jong Il
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Well hey, maybe if you wrote every so often I wouldn't be on this strange westerner website embarrassing you.
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:18:09 |
Moth
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Just shut up dad! I cant believe you! These are all my friends here!
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:24:15 |
Kim Jong Il
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This is a one of your friends? You know how to pick friends I guess. :/
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:27:04 |
Moth
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Dad Im popular here everybody is my friend here....
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:29:10 |
Kim Jong Il
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OK ok, I dropped you when you were young. I'm sorry. Can you please start acting like a tyrant now and rule these sheep with an iron fist?
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:30:44 |
Ox
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Get out! I thought "death" had already met you, KJI!
Edited 9/8/2015 21:41:36
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:32:11 |
Moth
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My friends aren't sheep dad!
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:33:53 |
Kim Jong Il
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Oml...you're such a sissy baby. Such a light weight.
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:39:13 |
Moth
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Nobody says Oh my Lenin dad! Gah fine ill start writing you and mom just get of warlight!
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:41:40 |
Kim Jong Il
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Oh oK great. Make sure to write at least 7 pages. You know your mom can really do much but read. Anyway I'll leave you alone...for now...
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| Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 9/8/2015 21:45:19 |
Kim Jong Il
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@Ox, I don't know who you are or where you come from but Dictators fake their deaths all the time. I actually thought it was well known.
Edited 9/8/2015 21:47:32
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