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Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 02:44:41


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Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 02:47:23


[AOE] JaiBharat909
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You do realize that Belgium is the highest ranked team according to Fifa (though their ranking methodology has been known to be off).

Benteke is growing into form under Klopp...I think he has 4 goals for the season and this should pick up with the pressing-attacking football Klopp wants. Hazard is having a horrible time...scoreless in 25 games straight now. Kompany has just had injury problems...that's not to say he's not a world class defender. Also I think you forget how deep the Belgium national team is. They have total market value of 434 million euros according to Transfermarkt and boast a bench that includes: Michy Batshuayi, Simon Mignolet, Mousa Dembele, Yannick Ferreira Carrasco, Christian Benteke, Divok Origi, Dries Mertens, Nacer Chadli, and Marouane Fellaini. Maybe the only thing they lack is good defensive reinforcements. Also I think you forget that 6 out of the top 10 International Teams are European and all have qualified for Euro 2016.
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 02:49:09


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The Fifa world rankings are about as corrupt as sepp blatter himself
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 02:51:29


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Colombia,England,Chile and Austria in the top 10, Jesus Christ.
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 02:56:02

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You do realize that Belgium is the highest ranked team according to Fifa (though their ranking methodology has been known to be off).


Very off, These same rankings put Austria in 10th and France in 25th.

Kompany has just had injury problems...


So they're going to win the Euros with an injured centre-back?

Michy Batshuayi, Simon Mignolet, Mousa Dembele, Yannick Ferreira Carrasco, Christian Benteke, Divok Origi, Dries Mertens, Nacer Chadli, and Marouane Fellaini.


I laughed when you listed Mignolet and Fellaini as examples of their better players.
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 02:58:27


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Fellani is the prime example of why Manchester United are boring as fuck.
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 08:21:44


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^ Wales should even not participate in it, it is not even an independent nation, or shall we consider Flanders, Basque Country or Corsica as future teams playing Euro and the World Cup?
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 11:52:10


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Why is there a big pile of shit in front of belge shops?
because it's written "push hard" on the door.

what do you do when a belge guy throw a grenade at you?
you unpin it and you throw it back

what is a skeleton in a closet?
A belge guy who won at hide and seek

how do you spot a belge guy in a fight?
its the only one fighting with an electric razor.

how do you keep busy a belge guy for hours? see answer below
how do you keep busy a belge guy for hours? see answer above
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 13:03:03


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Belgians are for the French what are the Irish for the English (I believe). ^^
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 13:06:42

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Wales should even not participate in it, it is not even an independent nation, or shall we consider Flanders, Basque Country or Corsica as future teams playing Euro and the World Cup?


Their national team is older than France's, so they've got more right to compete than France does.

edit: typo

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Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 13:08:34


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Travel to Belgium

In Belgium, you'll end up really f***ing fat, because all we make is chocolate. Dark chocolate, or milk chocolate. F*** you, WHITE CHOCOLATE ISN'T WORTHY OF OUR SKILLS YOU PLEB. GO EAT SOME F***ING
LINDT!

We aren't interesting at all. Our most interesting attraction is a church, which means if you're part of the 4.5 billion people that aren't Christian, you don't care. We also have a pissing statue, but not a shitting one. It should really shit chocolate for the full effect.

When you want to invade an important country, you invade us. We don't so shit against you. We just sit on chairs and bitch about how bad our country is. We're like the Netherlands in some ways (small, boring), but you can't even smoke pot.

So come to Belgium!

Oh also they made this shithole of a car:
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 14:52:55


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Spain will kick your asses in Euro 2016 lol

We always love to win in French-hosted competitions, they hate us for that, but we still win ;)
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 16:08:38


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A thread created just for this purpose? Haha, that actually means Belgium is relevant since everyone makes fun of it. If Belgium was irrelevant, no one would notice it! =)
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 18:45:58


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like the Netherlands in some ways (small, boring)


Oi, Netherlands stronk!

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Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 19:46:47

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Oi, Netherlands stronk!


Netherland cannot into Euro 2016 tho :)
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 19:48:24


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I hate international football. It's overrated.
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 20:36:09


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You always hate stuff you suck at.
Make fun of Belgium thread: 12/6/2015 20:50:19


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