My name is Philip

Every night before I go to bed, I pray to the Great Soap in the Sky. I ask for his sudsy goodness to fall all over me and protect me from all things unclean. Then one day, when I dropped the soap at school, I felt two large hands grab me as I was bending over. It was the janitor. I had heard many stories of my fellow classmates getting destroyed by his massive shlong. He began winding up for a powerful thrust. I knew this was then end. As he came down upon my exposed rectum, I could feel a warm wet feeling consume my body. The force of the thrust rippled my cheeks and blood went everywhere. I thought my buttocks was torn to shreds, but I felt no pain. I looked back to see the janitor lying on the ground. There was a large blood splotch where his crotch should be. Chunks of flesh and foreskin covered the walls. I tried to get up but I slipped. I was covered in soap. After a slippery struggle I was finally able to stand. It was then when I realized what happened. I smiled. I knew it was him who protected me. I silently thanked him for protecting my buttcheeks and for making sure the janitor will never hurt anyone ever again.

I tend to go by either igatkik or Tassidall in games. i really enjoy that they mean something to me and i can get them without adding any numbers or anything.

igatkik is actually the slogan of a company in Papua New Guinea. i gat kik!(its got kick or power) And my class adopted it for our senior hoodies thus i was trying to think of my first username and saw that.

Tassidall- My friend and i enjoyed making up things and we had pretend bad words and we created Tass which we acted like could end the world by saying once. I actually started saying it instead of swearing a few years later. Then when i was really mad i started saying Tass it all! and i kinda liked the sound of it so i made it into a name.

I needed an elegant way to put an sign like "(" at first letter (to be the first player listed in teamgames, FFAs, ...)

So i came to the idea to set an smiley at first (^_^)

But a smiley like this was too simple so i googled for more Text Emoticons
and found this http://fsymbols.com/emoticons/
The text emoticon which i likes most is (ง︡'-'︠)ง

But only one emoticon is bad. how a teammate should call me when my name is (ง︡'-'︠)ง
So i need some more text. I thought what could fit to this emoticon? What does it want to say?

And i think he wants to say "let's fight!!"

And thats my name :)

Edited 12/10/2015 16:17:27

My full nick is an italian imprecation xD But I used this one because "Orca" is the italian word for ogress, too... It was a nice couple of words to me

Hi i´m a girl and i´m 24 years old.

Nearly everybody laughs about the fact i named my account like that while beeing a girl.
But the inspiration behind it is the videogame character "Purple Tentacle" from the 1980´s Point and Click Adventure "Day of the Tentacle".

It´s a videogame conqueror and i love purple :D

I question the legitimacy of what is in your pants.

"I question the legitimacy of what is in your pants. "

Why would the contents of anyone's pants need legitimizing?

I was reading The Last Man on Earth and I imagined if it was set in Japan instead

Day of the Tentacle

<3

Shortened to "DOTT" I always have a double-take whenever people talk about "DOTA" and also another game I play called "DOTD" I often affectionately refer to as "Tentacles" just because of the similarity.

Honestly, I've never known anyone else to know that game, and I started to believe it was a myth I made up as a child... At 24 though, I'm surprised you were old enough at the time to play it?

i was name this way by my parents

Nikolai Krogius was a Russian psychologist who played chess and wrote the book "Psychology in Chess".

Edited 12/11/2015 16:00:04

Gather around the campfire kiddies. Let ol' Numbnuts tell you how he got his name...

Long ago, in a age few youth will remember. There was a great war which plagued the lands. A war between cats and dogs. I joined the K-Armed Forces as an officer. I was soon after deployed and tasked with leading a pack through hell on earth. My fellow pack members were: Guss demolitions expert, Toby recon, Jackson was the pack's heavy, and Rex was our sniper.

We were assigned a mission to infiltrate a C-level compound. Known to civies as a cat lady's house. We were supposed to find the right hand to the cat army. Mr. Jinggles. The sly bastard had been eluding us for 4 months but we finally tracked him to this C-Lvl.

Everything was going fine when we were ambushed by a group of cats. We stood no chance. We were all captured despite our valiant attempts to fend them off.

Since I was the officer I was interogated. They did brutal things to me. They shoved their bumbholes in my face, walked on me while I tried to sleep, and most of all...they clawed my nutsack. To this day I still can't feel a thing.

I remained a POW until the end of the war. My release was negotiated and finalized. The rest of my pack didn't make it. I was promoted to the rank of general and given an honorable discharge for the torture I endured.

Now days I've learned to live past the war. I lost many things during that war but I knew I needed to move on if I was going to conform to this new world were cats and dogs lived side-by-side. It's been a process but I've been making some changes. I now know many cats who served in the war and we have turned into great friends.

L9ng story, I know, but that's how I got my name, Gen.Numbnuts.

really?

Personally i think the inspiration behind my name is obvious (<--)

Jffpk-Kl
Kl : Potassium Iodine

Lucarr10 likes Digimon. #PlotTwist

really?

Really.

Coolest sidekick a guy could ever ask for!

I have a Wikipedia link on my profile that explains all.