an undead J R R Tolkien comes and causes havok physics.

So they all attack with walnut guns

And Bill O'Reilly arrives with more of his unsuccessful trolling attempts.

after that was over...

with Rowling losing an eye, and Martin dead of a heart attack,

Douglas Adams becomes the King of Norway and goes back in time to....

stop Santa from being disembowled by Rudolph

but completely fails and goes back to the dinosaurs...

who declare a new religion called "dinosaurianism" which calls for the worship of Chuck Norris.

Anyone who opposed the religion will be raped by 17 babies who...

...are actually 150 year old peedo's in disguise.

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However the pedo-baby army goes rabid and invades North Koreas underground bunkers...

filled with Doritos. this is are secret weapon king ju um said to...

...King Jong Un used to use as bodyguards... All of a sudden Gaddafi appears and buys the entire army for a packet of Haribo jellies.

back to the editors

muddleszoom: that makes no f*cking sense


back to the story:

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Douglas Adams decides to write another book series called The Vikings of the Galaxy and it is about....

Vikings. In a galaxy. Also there's this asparagus with eyes.

But he's shot before it finishes

So he's replaced by a

a giant monkey from mars genetically modified to be able to procreate with humans