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The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 04:41:43


Genghis 
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I have decided to begin a cult. You may sign up here and follow my teachings.

Teaching 1 - On Social Issues

Social issues typically identify at Cancer levels 1-7. Social issues that have threads typically expand at an exponent of x^3 + 30, whereas the x represents the cancer level and the sum represents average post number.

One should do their best to avoid social issues. If you feel like providing meaningful but ignored commentary, instead post the standard "what is this cancer?" and move along.

In the end, it will do them well as they will recognize that it is stupid to argue about "Why women should wear yoga pants", "why women should have abortions", "why women shouldget breast enlargement" etc. (Ironic because we men think we should govern women. Fucking elitists).

That's my take, what is your take on the nature of social issue threads?

Teaching 2 - On Nationalism

Nationalistic threads are personae are typically non intellectual or are brainwashed by their living area. Because of this, threads that promote nationalism agendas are typically cancerous and uniformed messes.

However, anti-nationalism is worse. It can near anti semitism, be a rant on government or an attack on political unions or wars. It is very important to be wary around either thread.

Thus it is important to maintain only slight bias or boast an educated bias. Otherwise you are invoking cancer. Typically, a poor nationalism or anti nationalism thread will be a cancer level of 3-9. They aren't the worst and typically don't bring out the very worst in people. If you're lucky, you'll find 1/3 of the posts to be productive.

Teaching 3 - On Hype

There is no shame in hype. Try to find reviews before succumbing. If your friends like it, maybe professional review don't matter. Following blindly however, is a minor cancer level 1-2.

Teaching 4 - On Narcissism

Narcissism is an intoxicating disorder that causes one to overvalue themselves. The fatal flaw of the human system is the restriction to first person vision, in that manner we only see things how our person sees them. This translates to ignorance and a lack of respect for others. We must live or lives in the search to the cure for narcissism. Unchecked, narcissism can become a Level 5 cancer, with no minor or extreme formats.

Teaching 5 - On Political Doctrine

Politics is very healthy! However, it's important you do not over politicize for fear of indoctrination or self inflicted brainwash. Political doctrine threads are not technically cancer, but they can be scaled at 1-6 cancer level when necessary.

Teaching 6 - On Dating Sims

I think most forms of entertainment are entitling subjective. But even dating sims, like all art forms, can be criticized and rated by experts of the field. Many are erotica that border hentai level, but some are innocent grinding stories where you waste your life for some autistic girlfriend/one direction. That said, the genre definitely has its niche and i respect it. Dating sims have a level 0 cancer, but some can reach 4 if they are poorly produced or illustrated.

Teaching 7 - On Zork Threads

Being a trend i started, these function more like complicated choose your own adventures. Sometimes they will have zork like qualities. A common complication to the game is lack of a solid goal, too much focus on a single goal or poor development of setting and conflict.

Teaching 8 - On 2016 Election Season

Awful, just awful. Where are the Dwight D. Eisenhowers, I'll settle for an FDR! Chrissakes, please give us Calvin Coolidge! Screw it, I'll even have another Zachary Taylor! The republicans have trash foreign policy, Clinton is a washed up useless c!*# and Sanders is a pandering retard (not to say the others aren't pandering, he just panders so ridiculously much). This election is, due to social media especially, a Cancer level of Omega+1. (Learned from vsauce kek).

Edited 4/13/2016 02:36:35
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 04:48:49


Zephyrum 
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373 is the maximum post number if cancer level equals 7.

I approve of this.
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 05:12:06


What is this cancer?
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Sign me up, may your holy words keep us safe from cancer!
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 05:16:23

Saren Arturius
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This is awesome, I will follow your teachings to the letter.
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 05:25:12


Zephyrum 
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Sign me up, may your holy words keep us safe from cancer!


The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 06:17:48


What is this cancer?
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Using Wigflip is cancer. imgflip 4 lyfe!
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 06:34:30


The Mad Japanese
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What meme is this?
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 06:34:54


Major General Smedley Butler
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Is Genghis John Wayne?
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 06:46:31


Thomas 633
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Nope, he's way more miscast than that.
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 13:23:35


Blank
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Hey Genghis?
Khan I join this cult?

:3

Edited 2/14/2016 13:23:47
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 13:36:11


[EIC] Cade
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I genuinely laught at that. Well done ^

(My sense of humour is really bad lol)
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 18:17:51


Zephyrum 
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What meme is this?


Random picture of Genghis Khan from a movie.

~~~

Hey Genghis?
Khan I join this cult?


....................................

Get out.
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 18:49:23


King C******* V
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Genghis needs a cult because nobody ever cared what he had to say on here to begin with.

Feeling lonely?
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 18:57:44


Cata Cauda 
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Genghis, if you need a cult, take care of your clan first.
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 19:21:10


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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Dog Attack: Posts: 1552 (currently), Cancer Level:11 (I think you need to redo your scale Genghis)
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 19:53:00

[wolf]japan77
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Cancers can exceed level 7 yaaa!, there is no defense to them.
The Cult of Genghis: 2/14/2016 20:15:02


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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wait is this one cancer level -2?
The Cult of Genghis: 2/15/2016 05:40:29


Bane 
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What is this ghengis?
The Cult of Genghis: 2/16/2016 05:03:10


Genghis 
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New teaching, my children.
The Cult of Genghis: 2/16/2016 05:10:36


Bane 
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Cancer can't have children
The Cult of Genghis: 2/16/2016 12:47:04


Gen. NumbNuts
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Genghis, if you need a cult, take care of your clan first.


Woah Catalina, lets not get all mean now...
The Cult of Genghis: 2/16/2016 13:49:03


Cata Cauda 
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Cancer can't have children

#EducationOnPoint
The Cult of Genghis: 2/16/2016 17:59:35


Gen. NumbNuts
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#EducationOnPoint


Oh meh gerwd! Catalina on point with the burns!





dont hurt me please.
The Cult of Genghis: 2/16/2016 18:15:30


Cata Cauda 
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^
You came into space, so you are actually doing well.
The Cult of Genghis: 2/16/2016 19:43:16


Gen. NumbNuts
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^
You came into space, so you are actually doing well.



Damn Catalina! I dont know whats going on! You are just on fire! Somebody call the penguins, we're gonna need all the ice we can get!
The Cult of Genghis: 2/16/2016 19:56:24


Soviet_Bear
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Sir, I called the penguins. They said, and I quote, "Go Fuq yourself*.
The Cult of Genghis: 2/16/2016 20:37:42


muddleszoom
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i serjest that we also have a new currency called cancer coins (₢)


£2=1cancer
$2.86=1cancer
€2.56=1cancer

£0.02=0.01cancer
$0.02=0.01cancer
€0.02=0.01cancer

Edited 2/16/2016 21:01:09
The Cult of Genghis: 2/16/2016 20:47:41


Zephyrum 
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¢an¢er
The Cult of Genghis: 2/16/2016 20:49:02


muddleszoom
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eggsactly
The Cult of Genghis: 2/16/2016 20:53:51


muddleszoom
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₢ use this symbol because according to Wikipedia it is not used

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Currency_symbol
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