Because, Florida.

http://loweringthebar.net/2016/02/is-an-alligator-a-deadly-weapon.html

http://barfblog.com/2016/02/man-throws-alligator-through-fast-food-restaurants-window/

*claps slowly*

An inspirational story. Drove me to tears.

Considering it was Florida, the girl probably thought "Hey, look! A new bag!".

Edited 2/14/2016 18:23:28

I gotta say, Florida's its own planet. The normal rules of reality ....


http://www.vice.com/read/florida-wants-to-secede-from-florida-666

http://www.ibtimes.com/fake-cop-matt-skytta-florida-man-shows-ihop-server-his-butt-when-free-food-request-doesnt-work

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/06/hologram-intruders-abduct-woman_n_4740750.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/theft/jenna-jameson-stolen-657430

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-man-convicted-killing-burying-ex-reporter-concrete-article-1.1613542

http://mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2014/2/25/ice_cream_man_robbed.html



http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2014/10/drag_queen-klansman_tiki_torch_halloween_brawl_boyd_corbin_runs_for_wilton_manors_mayor.php (?!)

don't really apply there.

Just reading the URLs give me a very creepy idea...

In my country, we don't have stuff like this because we have alligator control! All alligators must be registered, and to own an alligator you must pass background checks! All hail left wingers!

LOL!

I'd laugh my ass off if I was there, even if people died xD

Edited 2/14/2016 21:41:21

Any state with giant lizards is nuts.

^the irony

I live in SA, not the NT.

You can leave FloRida alone now.

We're not nuts! I'm a perfectly sane turnip.