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I need urgent help: 3/5/2016 12:47:36


The Mad Japanese
Level 51
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Wanted: Bounty Hunter

I want you to hunt down spiderman for stealing my bag of f***s. I have a cheap wristwatch and a bottle of tainted holy water. I also have 2$ and an illegitimate child. Please call 0911-6969-420
I need urgent help: 3/5/2016 13:49:44


Belgian Gentleman
Level 55
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Hey there our son Jason aged 9. Mommy has been very worried about you lately.
Please stop reading too many comic books as it terribly affects your mind.

Love,

Parents

Edited 3/5/2016 14:16:47
I need urgent help: 3/5/2016 14:27:38


Angry Koala
Level 57
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^ here we come again... first pints of beer... Belgian cant you stop drinking just for a day....
I need urgent help: 3/5/2016 16:54:41

Scorched Earth 
Level 48
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Stop. Drinking? The fuck is this blasphemy you speak?

Off with the blasphemers head.

Edited 3/5/2016 16:55:04
I need urgent help: 3/6/2016 04:39:29


Zenvue
Level 54
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The perfect solution to any ailment. Be it emotional or physical!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djU4Lq_5EaM
I need urgent help: 3/6/2016 04:44:07


Paugers
Level 41
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^

Don't click that link, it causes physical death.

Try this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2HIj_QWaG0

Edited 3/6/2016 04:44:35
I need urgent help: 3/6/2016 04:49:31


Gen. NumbNuts
Level 48
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Wanted: Bounty Hunter

I want you to hunt down spiderman for stealing my bag of f***s. I have a cheap wristwatch and a bottle of tainted holy water. I also have 2$ and an illegitimate child. Please call 0911-6969-420


We have your bag of fucks. If you ever want to see them again, you will sent the North Korean government a check for 1 million dollars. If you do not, you will never see your fucks ever again.

Love,
Kimmy Un <3
I need urgent help: 3/6/2016 05:00:06


The Mad Japanese
Level 51
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We have your bag of fucks. If you ever want to see them again, you will sent the North Korean government a check for 1 million dollars. If you do not, you will never see your fucks ever again.

Love,
Kimmy Un <3


I shall deliver you an autistic illegitimate child worth 100,000 Dollars. That is all.
I need urgent help: 3/6/2016 05:23:27


Gen. NumbNuts
Level 48
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I shall deliver you an autistic illegitimate child worth 100,000 Dollars. That is all.


Can the autistic child preform manual labor such as hauling heavy baskets full of mined rock or building fake cities?
I need urgent help: 3/6/2016 05:39:41


The Mad Japanese
Level 51
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Yes. He can also suck his own dick
I need urgent help: 3/6/2016 05:45:43


Paugers
Level 41
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You know... I got suspended for writing about child porn.

#ThisIsntRight

Edited 3/6/2016 05:45:59
I need urgent help: 3/6/2016 06:12:37


Gen. NumbNuts
Level 48
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A $100,000 self sucking doll? no deal.
I need urgent help: 3/6/2016 07:01:14


Klarik
Level 29
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You do need help
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