''Stop putting that dark onto me '' -miself (actualy, someone put his flashlight on my eyes )

''I'll do what i'm told.I'll even eat foods i dont like'' -Renge-chon

more comming later XD

We don't make mistakes we just make happy accidents.

"Your arm's off" -Monty Python

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"A crown is but a hat that lets the rain in." ~Frederick the Great of Prussia AKA the Potato King.

"A female chimpanzee, in the fit of passion, has the strength of six men"

"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty."

"If a king does not lead, how can his subjects follow?"

"The only ones who should kill are those prepared to be killed."

"A long time ago, Nunally, Suzaku, and I talked about something. We wondered what happiness would look like if we gave it a physical form. If I'm not mistaken, I think it was Suzaku who said that the shape of happiness might resemble glass. His reasoning made sense. He said that even though you don't usually notice it, it's still definitely there. You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and that glass will sparkle, and reflect the light. I doubt that anything could argue its own existence more eloquently."

"If being powerless is so terribly wrong, then does having power make you right? Do you find vengeance evil? What's your value of friendship? Is it justice?"

"Terrorism is nothing but childish harassment...your enemies are not Britannians, but Brittania !! This is war and what you need is an army!"

"Tomatoes and cats don't come in a set."

~Lelouch AKA Zero, Code Geass

"You won't let me? It's not a question of who will let me, but who can stop me." ~I don't know.

"Trump is Hitler" - almost everyone

"Donald Trump is not like Hitler. This claim is ignorance and ineducation incarnate." ~Martian

*cracks knuckles* Here we go:
Some Political Comedy to start:
"Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches dont." -Ricky Gervais

"I don't like the word homophobia. You aren't afraid, you're just an asshole." -Morgan Freeman

"In science, it often happens that scientists say "You know, that's a really good argument, my position is mistaken," and then they would actually CHANGE THEIR MINDS and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion." -Carl Sagan.

"America is not the greatest country in the world. There's absolutely no evidence to support that statement. We're 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force and number 4 in exports. We lead the world in only three categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined, 24 of whom are allies. Now, none of this is the fault of a 20-year-old college student, but you, nonetheless, are, without a doubt, a member of the worst period generation period ever period, so when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, i don't know what the fuck you're talking about! Yosemite?!

It sure used to be... We stood up for what was right. We fought for moral reason. We passed laws, we struck down laws, for moral reason. We waged wars on poverty, not on poor people. We sacrificed, we cared about our neighbors, we put our money where our mouths were and we never beat our chest. We build great, big things, made ungodly technological advances, explored the universe, cured diseases and we cultivated the worlds greatest artists AND the world's greatest economy. We reached for the stars, acted like men. We aspired to intelligence, we didn't belittle it. It didn't make us feel inferior. We didn't identify ourselves by who we voted for in the last election and we didn't scare so easy. We were able to be all these things and do all these things because we were informed... by great men, men who were revered. First step in solving ANY problem is recognizing there is one. America is not the greatest country in the world anymore." -Will McAvoy, Newsroom

And now some inspirational ones:
"According to the laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bees, of course, fly anyway. Because bees dont care what humans think is impossible" -Unknown

"Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same." -Issac Slade, All at Once

"People are trapped in history, and history is trapped in them." -James A. Baldwin

"Unless someone, like you, cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not." -Dr. Seuss

"There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune; omitted, all the voyage of life is bound in shallows and in miseries...we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures." -Brutus, Julius Caesar

"If you don't like what you're doing, then don't do it." -Ray Bradbury

"You can't wait for life to get it for you, you've got to go and get it yourself" -Anonymous

"Don't give up. Don't lose hope. Don't sell out." -Christopher Reeve

"If you fell down yesterday, stand up today." -H.G. Wells

And last but not least, my favorite:

"There is no tomorrow, there is but another Now." -Charles Darnay, Tale of Two Cities.

"Never was anything great achieved without danger"- Niccolo Machiavelli.

"Never was anything great achieved without danger"- Niccolo Machiavelli.

"I need some love like I never needed love before. I'm gonna make love to your baby." ~The Spice Girls

Beer is living proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy- Ben Franklin

Exodus 9:15 For now I will stretch out my hand, that I may smite thee and thy people with pestilence; and thou shalt be cut off from the earth.

@Tchaikovsky, thats a missquote.

Question: Did Ben Franklin say "Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy?"

Answer:

The short answer is no. There is no evidence that Franklin ever said this. Well, no evidence aside from that quote being attributed to him on tee shirts hanging in the gift shops of 90% of brewery gift shops and that this misquote is trotted out every time a journalist is assigned a beer story which he researches only as deeply as Wikipedia.



To be fair, there are so many sources that use this quote that it is easy to understand when someone believes it to be true. Besides that, it is such a lovely idea and who else would have said but our beloved founding father who also told us to fart proudly.

Franklin did write, "Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy."

It is sort of the same sentiment and it is understandable that someone some time back was trying to remember that thing Franklin said about some alcoholic drink and, without double-checking her source, came up with this misquote.

Monokuma said the most Zeph like line I have ever heard:

“So warm and wet, so wet and warm... I bet you guys - [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS] - all over her, didn't you?”









Monokuma discovering emoticons




Oh, I've just recently discovered the power... of emoticons! Like, no matter how awful something is, if you toss in a smiley face, it turns positive!

For example...You're at a picnic and you find a dead body! XD

[...]

And how about the reverse? No matter how great something is, if you put in a sad face, it makes it look super negative!

For example...Do you have a hundred friends? T_T

[...]

Now then, please get on the elevator! o_O

I'll see you all down there! <( * - *< ) ^ ( * - * ) ^ ( > * - * ) >