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I want to leave Italy: 7/7/2016 15:40:56


Belgian Gentleman
Level 55
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Day 1: welcome in Switzerland - stuck in Godthardtunnel

Day 2: still stuck in traffic. Radio recieves weird signals and authoritarian messages that tell you to drive from a distance of 150m between you and your pal, 250m between you and a stranger and 2km between you and a car of drunk Italians.

Day 3: Traffic in Gotthardtunnel reaches Zürich. Still no pub can be found.

Day 4: The colours turned green. 2 Belgians are now legal to terrorise the Italian parts of Suisse.

Night 4: Arrived in Lombardia. No pub can be found. Region looks rich,flat and boring just like my home country.

Day 5: Visit Brescia by car to go by train to Sulzano then go by foot to Monte Isola only to miss our bus and wait 5 hours longer. Later it was revealed all this was part of an art exposition called waiting and walking for ages but nicknamed Floating Piers to hide the jam-packed effect. Thanks Christo and Jeanne-Claude!

Day 6: Rush for cheap wine to get drunk. They selled wine for like 1 euro a bottle. I found heaven. No pub could be found. Please forget what I said. Puked in a trash can instead.

Day 7: Trip to Milano! Wandering around in all the streets of Milan only to realise it's all shopping. Went immediately home afterwards. While driving saw some hungry kittens along the road. I did not stop for them. 1 hour later my eyes saw 3 or 4 whores along the street. I can't remember if I stopped for them or not.

Day 8: Suffred from hangover. Don't know why. Still , no pub could be found.

Day 9: no pubs! Only pizzeria's and bars! A nightmare. This forced me to drink natural water. Disgusting!

Day 10: I'm dreaming of home... I miss my local pub, my beer!
I want to leave Italy: 7/7/2016 15:59:17


Major General Smedley Butler
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No one wants to be in Italy. Not even Italians. Not even Italian nationalists, they just want to invade other places so they don't have to be in Italy.
I want to leave Italy: 7/7/2016 16:50:00


Stewie
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You went to Italy and actually expected a drink rather than wine? No surprise you got disappointed.

Protip: if you need a direction to go drunk, it's not south; it's east.
I want to leave Italy: 7/7/2016 17:45:56


Zephyrum 
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OR he can go west and hit the Wall of Crushed Culinary Dreams (the UK).
I want to leave Italy: 7/7/2016 18:10:50


Major General Smedley Butler
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Well at least you're not in Scotland, or the 40 degree Celsius hell that is Texas in summer.
I want to leave Italy: 7/7/2016 18:52:17


OxTheAutist 
Level 58
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!
I want to leave Italy: 7/7/2016 19:11:44


Cata Cauda 
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Well at least you're not in Scotland, or the 40 degree Celsius hell that is Texas in summer.

"Celsius"

*Claps* I am impressed.
I want to leave Italy: 7/8/2016 03:45:01


DerWyyy
Level 53
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or 100 degree Fahrenheit(37.7 Celsius) Florida...
I want to leave Italy: 7/8/2016 03:45:39


Darth Darth Binks
Level 56
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Italy still exists?

edit: It was near 37.7 C in Pennsylvania. F*CKING PENNSYLVANIA! And we STILL didn't get a lot of sun! At least Florida has beaches. The only beach PA has is grody-ass Erie beach.

Edited 7/8/2016 03:47:44
I want to leave Italy: 7/8/2016 04:01:30


Yukiteru Amano
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I live in the Interdimensional void. It's -210 C here.
I want to leave Italy: 7/8/2016 04:02:47


The other anti anonym
Level 4
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i want to go to italy to spread islam and kill people that don't want to convert
in fact i might just use an italian proxy
allahu akbar
I want to leave Italy: 7/8/2016 05:04:33


Belgian Gentleman
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Sees people talking about beaches. Hates beaches.

Sees no one talking about wine tourism. Loves wine.

It's official. I'm dissapointed in this community.
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