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Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/25/2016 14:47:25


Noobshire
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Everyday, the devil is watching me from my back. He looks like a shadow. I saw its reflection from the window and I was too scared to look back at him.
He always walks in and out of my bedroom. Some times, he will rant like Hitler,
"Why are you so different with others?"
"Give my an answer tomorrow!"
"What are you hidding?"
He always cause terror since I had memory. Sometimes, he gave me things to do and forced me to do so by annoying me or even attacking me with weapons. I spent 8 to 14 hours a day enslaved by him.
I am 14, male. My parents are oversea and I do not know how to cope with this. What are your advices?
The devil is always on his way to make me insane, tamed or brainwashed. I am living in horror... I feel that he can turn me into a mindless puppet...
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/25/2016 15:11:59


[FEL] The Prince of Felidia
Level 55
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Just ignore them
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/25/2016 15:25:03


Remove Kebab
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If you are serious then you must have mental problems.
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/25/2016 16:32:50


Spenglerian Traditionalist
Level 47
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either a shitpost, delusion or you need to go to a priest for an exorcism.
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/25/2016 16:39:17


Belgian Gentleman
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My advice to you is to stop drinking. How does that suit to you, my pal?

Edited 10/25/2016 16:39:26
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/25/2016 17:19:15


GeneralPE
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http://schizophrenia.com/szparanoid.htm

See a shrink or priest

Talk to someone, anyone. Call your parents.

Edited 10/25/2016 17:49:52
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/25/2016 18:47:22


Belgian Gentleman
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GeneralPE how dare you discourage drinking activities. They're fun! Wait.. what? This isn't about alcohol? Well then, .. screw this place. You're mentally ill noob. Yes that's your name - noob. Wait did you just sexually harassed me and pointed to your body parts? gmbrll.. oh what you say your name is Mike Hunt? My god.. you're so low at making puns. I kinda whish your behavior to be a lot more appropriate please. I wish you goodbye slut.

x jk I love you noob x

one more kiss ok with my narcissistic friend ok?

* gives air kiss *

Mmm.. You're so romantic noob. Can we make a date another day? Btw your bae says you're more salty than Tbest's social mind, uh I mean agressive mind. Is that true?

ohh ...

I see what you mean. You're so funny noob xd Besides why are all these people around me looking at me with their long faces? Schizophrenia is awesome LOL!
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/25/2016 20:13:36


Anglo
Level 10
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Member when Belgian wasn't cringy as fuck?

I member!
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/25/2016 20:17:18


OxTheAutist 
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>Christianiggers thinking that priests do anything
>topkeklmao
- downvoted post by Spenglerian Traditionalist
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/25/2016 22:14:27


Von Jewburg
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> calls Ox an edgelord.

Go back to Stormfront before Mommy says it's bedtime.
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/25/2016 22:21:58


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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''EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A GNATZEE''
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/26/2016 15:55:07

wct
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If the OP is serious: The devil is a character from Christian mythology. It is not real. If you are having visual and/or auditory hallucinations, seek a medical professional for help, such as a doctor. A priest won't be able to do anything real except listen to you.

[downvoted unhelpful comments.]

Edited 10/26/2016 15:55:20
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/26/2016 17:24:04


SherlockHolmes
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Invite him to Warlight.
Let's see how well he plays this.
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/26/2016 17:59:23


Imperator
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Christian mythology


The words "myth" and "mythology" don't actually imply falsehood, just saying.
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/26/2016 19:33:02


[WOLF] The Conservative
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Hey kid spend five 5 hours each day on the OT. Eventually the image of the devil will be replaced by one of Ox saying " Gib Wifi password " and " Gib polandball kekekekekekekekkekekekekekekekekkekek ".

Or u could juts join darklords

Edited 10/26/2016 19:33:32
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/26/2016 21:26:59


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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>MUH DEVIL ISN'T REAL
nice shitpost gaytheist
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/26/2016 21:47:34


BUFFALO
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unlike god, the devil actually responds to prayer. he's currently reaching out to you. accept him into ur heart and he'll make your greatest desires come true. not for free though, he's a businessman. i hear that souls go for about 2-5 million dollars, but it all depends on ur worth.
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/26/2016 21:57:20


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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>kike is a Satanist

what a shock
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/26/2016 21:59:39


BUFFALO
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ive never been called a kike, not even on the internet

that honestly made me laugh
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/26/2016 22:03:10


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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>ancap
>claims not to be a kike

nice try shlomo
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/26/2016 22:26:19


Zenvue
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Do not ask for mental advice where the people need it themselves.
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/26/2016 22:30:31


BUFFALO
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^that's a good quote
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/27/2016 01:43:41


Lubbock
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don't be edgy Ox

>Christianiggers

is waaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too edgy.
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/27/2016 02:04:57


Lane Cognito 
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Don't send a 14 year old to a priest!
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/27/2016 02:16:26


Lubbock
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^ you deserve a thousand upvotes
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/27/2016 02:24:52


Remove Kebab
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Just reported OxTheAutist for hate speech.

Edited 10/27/2016 02:25:21
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/27/2016 02:50:43


Spenglerian Traditionalist
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>being atheist

enjoy hell
Seeking mental advice. I am serious.: 10/27/2016 03:05:08


BUFFALO
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if god isn't real, why does my burnt toast looks like a picture of jesus?

checkmate atheists

*tips pope hat*

Edited 10/27/2016 03:05:36
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