Thank you, Herr Kant! If you are interested in more of my songs, you can read the forum thread "O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!" to hear another beautiful song composed by...me.

Yuri Hellovic Benderov, I am astonished by your rude disposition. Please stop calling me such rude names as "STOOPID".

Mr Cultist,



Please respectfully fold it up and shove it into your posterior, I have no need for you and your mediocre form of "trolling"



Sincerely,
Hellbender

I'm so moved. The child troll has finally matured enough to become an adult troll.

me or cultist?

Mr. Hellbender/Yuri Hellovic Benderov/Whatever you insist on having people call you,

Please respectfully leave my thread. You have done nothing but spew impolite garbage ever since you got here. I have no need for you and your pathetic delusions that I am "trolling", when it's obvious this thread is completely relevant to everyone's life.

Sincerely,
Mr Cultist

This thread had no relavance to me. I just like watching you look like a fool @illuminati cultist

Ms. Cultist,



The provocative nature in which you insist on using is incomparable. I'm sure you parents are very proud of your arrogance and immaturity. Anyways I insist that you please let the irrelevant amount of garbage that you spew forth from your mouth die off. I insist that you quit the threads of this respectable forum immediately. You Ma'am are an arrogant piece of fecal matter that belong in a ditch in a third world country. Please with all do respect please go and end your life in a hole somewhere in the countryside.



Yours,
Hellbender

I'm sure you parents are very proud of your arrogance and immaturity.

OK, first you hijack my thread, then you tell me to "fold it up and shove it into your posterior", then you call me a girl, and now you claim that I'M the one who's immature.

I insist that you quit the threads of this respectable forum immediately. You Ma'am are an arrogant piece of fecal matter that belong [sic] in a ditch in a third world country. Please with all do [sic] respect please go and end your life in a hole somewhere in the countryside.

Woah...calm down. There was absolutely no need to get so upset. You should learn how to behave in public before you post on "this respectable forum".

This thread had no relavance to me. I just like watching you look like a fool @illuminati cultist

I love you too, Lawlz.

I do believe you are becoming verrrryyyyy salty

Oh wow. I said that I love Lawlz. Wow, that sure is racy. Oh boy.

whoa whoa whoa......now lets not bring race into this. dont want to offend any of the *whisper* blllaacccckkkkkssssssss :o

*Al Sharpton raises head in distance. Sniffs, and whispers "time to go to work"*

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nooooooo!!!!!! *sprints towards the kfc* [thinking] maybe ill lose him in here?
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this is a racial joke. just saying. im not gonna get offended by it. neither should you.

Edited 1/3/2014 01:50:05

Stilblüten. Stilblüten alls staðar.

*Sharpton cant handle the KFC, after years of skinny he goes crazy at the smell of eleven secret herbs and spices. He forgets the racial joke and orders three buckets for dine in, "don't forget the biscuits he yells across the counter."

lol

Guys, none of this is relevant. Either talk about HH's Death, or create a new thread to discuss racism and Sharpton and KFC and whatever.

Your just jealous that Al Sharpton got biscuits, and you didn't.....

All Power to the Illuminati!

Greeting Comrades, familiars and pitiful peasants.

All the rumors you have heard are true,
I cannot go into as great of detail as some may wish.

For I bring a Message from the other side.

The light beckoned me unto it, to give myself over.
I cried nay in the darkness,
for there I can live and renew myself.

Your Hate makes me stronger,
and I thank you all for your hatred and love.

You make all of this possible.

The time has come, to not only wish you all a dear Happy New Year,
But to bid you all a kind welcome and chance.

A chance of a lifetime,
You may join me and the countless others who are part of the Brotherhood.

The Hidden Hand can provide you all
With anything you require in life,
as long as you are willing,
If you are always willing, there will always be chance.

My brothers, your time is Nigh

http://www.Illuminatico.com

Join Me

-Hidden Hand

Boo

Edit: I hope this hate continues the drama you so desire :)

Edited 1/4/2014 06:53:13