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how to become a father: 1/29/2017 20:28:21


gilead k'nights
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Tabby, if you want to genocide then you go on and genocide!
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 21:50:42


Uru-salem
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berdan are you trying to tell me that you got cucked and are now stepping up to the plate to raise another mans child?

Edited 1/29/2017 22:28:44
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 03:17:11


Taran
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please stop.
I'll pay you 100 in warlight coins to never post on the forum again (under any account)
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 03:37:42


Uru-salem
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i doubt you will
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 03:38:43


Taran
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Why do you say that?
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 04:16:41


Cata Cauda
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The main goal of any species on earth is to breed many offsprings. Children bring you a feel of proud and accomplishment and that after your death, you will leave something of off you on this earth.

The problem is that children cost. However my wicked mind has solutions how to have many offsprings and avoid all the responsibilities.

First you need to find a proper sperm donator(male).

There are basically two ways to do this. You can attract men by your looks/charisma/social_position or by your wallet.


First way: Wait for your fertile period -> Go to an area where people don't know you. -> Hold a sign up indicating that you look for unprotected sex. -> Give the outcome to adoption.

Second way: Fucking go to a sperm bank like normal people!
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 04:45:16


Uru-salem
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you're a jew, you'll jew me down to 10 coins by tomorrow and then by wednesday you'll be asking me about those 100 coins I owe you.

>sperm bank
>normal

omg, i didnt know austrians were this cucked.

Edited 1/30/2017 04:46:19
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 04:46:54


Taran
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I wasn't typing to you, Jerusalem. Sorry for not making that clear.
I was typing to birdman131
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 04:47:45


Uru-salem
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Uru-Salem you demon worshipping Jew.
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 17:11:18


berdan131
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@Taran

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

First you ignored me, then you laughed at me, now you fight me, next time you will join me. You're so triggered by my posts, because deep in your mind, you know you belong to me. You just need time to transform into birdman-2.0 and become my minister of propaganda.
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 20:15:08


Taran
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How much will you pay me to join you, birdman?
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 20:25:38


berdan131
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You've already done that
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 20:26:54


Taran
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How so?
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 20:44:09


berdan131
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You keep replying, that makes you as much of a shitposter as I am
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 20:48:46


Taran
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I have never denied the fact that I shitpost at times
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 21:14:27


Uru-salem
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>trusting jews

not even once
how to become a father: 1/31/2017 03:16:36


Uru-salem
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ofc
how to become a father: 2/13/2017 02:14:29


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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bumb
how to become a father: 2/13/2017 03:56:23


Huitzilopochtli 
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>trusting government

not even once
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