Depends. Sometimes they're amusing, sometimes they suck.

Should I eat something?

Moonshine.

Can I join you in your moonshine blackout?

Belgian.

Would you rather be a porn star or a Youtube gamer?

youtube gamer

are you a reptillian?

Maybe, maybe not.

If you had to get drunk with one WL Off topic forumer who would it be?

Probably Belgian as well, that sounds awesome.

Would you prefer being stranded on a desert island alone over being stranded on a desert island with a lazy, snobby, ugly, jerky, self-entitled fat kid?

I'd rather be alone, thanks

Would you choose having God like powers even if that meant you had to be responsible and stressed about the world all the time?

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Obviously with the kid. It is too weak to resist to get eaten by me. I already have one meal less to care about.

Sure godlike powers are awesome. I think most people with power do not act responsible so i would actually like that.

Do you like the concept of money?

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Yes.

Does anyone not like having money?

Why do you hate me? :'(

^that's not a 'yes-no' question.

Neither is that.

It wasn't meant to.

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No.

Would you like to bully DanWales together with me?

Of course !

Would you rather grow up so rich that you end up as the most deplorable, entitled, condescending twat on the planet, or so poor that you have to scrape through bins to find dinner, for 6 months?

rich, cause I'm too much of a weakling

would you rather kill someone and get away without anybody noticing, or do nothing wrong while everyone thinks you have commited a murder?(just ignore your possible prison sentence)

Not a yes or no question, but would you rather is more fun anyway.

I'd rather actually murder someone. Because if my family and friends thought I murdered someone, they'd never speak to me again. But if I did it without them knowing, not only would they be none the wiser, but I could also kill someone who deserves to die. So I'd be doing the world a favor.

Would you give your life for a stranger?

Do you want to "ribbit" ?

No

Do you want to die?

Quite often.

Do you cuddle your pillow, crying heavily until you fall asleep every night?

No, when I shed tears, I get up, go to the bathroom, stare into the mirror, and whisper "Stop crying you pussy". Eventually it works.









If you had the chance to bring an end to Off Topic culture, or turn every Forum into Off Topic. Which would you choose?

No, I'd listen to (c)rap music with my African American friends, proud to be ghetto.

Is Belaroos better than Belgique?

No, tell me when there is a Belarusian Grand Prix or Belarustoffel Vandoornexttoradimirputinondamemes

Is Taggy a brazen sheer coala puppet?

Yes.

Are traps gay?

I don't allow discussion of TRAPS.

Do you want to "ribbit" ?