This is how it'll go. You pick a superpower that you want--any superpower--and the person below you gets to decide under what conditions you have it. For example:
Person 1: bulletproof.
Person 2: but only when not being shot at. (person 2 then selects their power, and the cycle continues)
Ready? Go.
I choose the ability to speak every language that ever has and ever will exist.

But only when being silent

I choose the power to seduce any sexy maiden

but you are gay.

I choose the power of immortality.

But you're blind and deaf.

I choose the ability to read minds.

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But you read it in Russian


btw Kretoma all just be female then


I choose the power to use loophoels for anything

I choose the power of Fizzer

@PoF but that loophole becomes law, and anyone can do it to anyone.

@Justinian but you have to give out the Intimidate Roadmap.

The knowledge of Sai's true identity.

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But you become Sai's true identity except without the sombrero

The ablility Tto Gte my poitn arcoss wihtout People adhominening myself pour my was failed writation

But you die.

The ability to summon and control any animals.

But you have to shit your pants in front of your crush first

The ability to quote Firefly flawlessly on a Tuesday

But you can only scream it nonstop.

The ability to breathe underwater.

PS: I could easily win my crush back if I could control animals.

But you drown when you breath air.

To be able to find anything if I think about it, i.e., losing car keys.

But it only works on Feb 29 in years ending with 00

To get laid with hot women (with pussies) any time I want

But you never want to.

I choose to be the world's most lethal hitman.

But you are controlled by Hydra.

I choose to be the worlds second most badass person.

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But everyone only gives a shit about the First and Third Badasses.

Telepathy.

But you can only project madly sexual thoughts at middle-aged men.

Flying.

But you are visible to radars and they will shoot you down coz you don't have a transponder.

To not have to eat / drink / breathe to stay alive.

Because you're already dead

To have control of all of your bases (are belong to us)

But you don't actually have any bases to control.

To have the ability to control probability (i.e. I can increase the odds of me winning the lottery to 100% if I so choose).