Angry White Man, Dick Sharpe: "Me watch Fox News long time. Me know balanced truth. Bill O'Reilly convince me Osama Who Sayin been to Alabama born in African jungle, not united jungle. He also economic terrorist. Did I mention he black? Me vote rich white man. Me know he never lie. Fox News say so."
Dung Master: "Paul Ryan no sexy! I sexy! Me vote Osama."
Mentysh the Tagmaster: "Me change monkey clan as much as white man change ideas. Me vote Merry-Go-Mitt."
Bluejay Monkkeyssen: "Me read polls say more white women support Merry-Go-Mitt. Me think it true. Me also vote Mitt."
Dr Wipesomething: "Me no like Lion. He talk about my BFF BJ Monkkeyssen. Must. Rescue. BFF. From. Lion."
Doggy A-hole: "Ruff ruff."
Military Alcoholic: "Osama Who Sayin been to Alabama enter Pakistan illegally and savagely kill Muslim cousin Osama been to Leiden. He badass. He also send drones into AfPak to asspack terrorists. Like Pulp Fiction. Me want to see new movie with Samual Jackson playing president, 'I'm gonna kill terrorists, mothafucka!'"
Lexus Apex: "Me like Romney Style. Wealthy ladies! Mitt. Mitt. Mitt...Mitt Romney style." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCRwi71_ns&noredirect=1
Warlighter Grasses: "Me undecided. Me know nuttin bout economics or politics. Me wish ads stop. They interrupt my soap operas. Me no find work in 20 months. Me no qualified. No education. Maybe it Osama's fault."