Also, on the forums, there seems to be a series of threads who want to give advice to people. There are lots of them that i cannot name completely, but im sure you know them. Why are there more people who are helpful on warlight than i thought?

Mylor,

1. Well, I blame the increase of angry animals to the recent election in the USA. Monkey, Capybara, and Red Panda were all conservatives who liked Romney. When he lost, they got all mad and started venting their anger on the Warlight forums. We should soon see a turtle who hates Moros and a ostrich who hates Lolowut appear.

2. Because many people like to foist their opinions on others. I, however, am not one of those people; I just want people to know everything there is to know about the animal trolls on Warlight.

interesting. Who knew animals had the right to vote in the US elections?

Mylor,

These trolls don't have the right to vote, they just cheat.

Anti-Platypus Walrus, I did what you said and it completely backfired. I now have a friends funeral to go to, that capybara almost raped me, and the red panda blew up my car. It now appears I must leave town. Do you recommend any places?

Kathmandu

Dear Man in Search of Answers,

What? It didn't work??? You must not have done it right, incompetent fool...well, because you don't have a car anymore, bike to the nearest airport and take a plane to New York. In that big city, it's highly unlikely the red panda will find you. As for funerals, they're really overrated. So don't bother attending that one, it's not worth your time.

I believe I am the one who is supposed to be answering these questions. See what I mean? A complete troll...

Anyway, Man in Search of answers, don't listen to that deluded fool. Go somewhere small, and quaint, like a country town in Vermont. He'll never find you out there.

It turns out my house was also robbed in the whole procces. It appears all they did was destroy an anti-red panda books and other items I have. I think I know who is responsible. Also I went to to the funeral and it was overated. Its just so much work to stick a person six feet under. Anyway it appears I am stuck here for the time being. I don't have any money after dating that Capybara.

Did you follow my advice, or the Walrus's? Where are you?

Dear Walrus
,
Am I obliged to be a trolling animal due to my name? I'm going through a bit of an identity crisis here, and any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Your loyal canine
Z-Dog

Dear playtpus why don't i have a animal trolling me?

Sorry i will rephrase that dear anti-playtpus walrus,
why don't i have a animal trolling me?

How is that rephrasing?^^

From that double post, I'd say it's because you do enough trolling yourself.

Dear Z-Dog,

You aren't a trolling animal due to the fact that you don't troll. As for your identity crisis, I recommend visiting your local psychiatrist.

Dear Ironheart,

You don't have an animal trolling you because animals only troll obnoxious people.

Dear General Arun,

It's rephrasing because he said "Platypus" in the first post, rather then "Anti-Platypus Walrus" which I am.

hello
i am the anti anti platypus walrus platypus

does that make sense?

if it doesn't you are an inferior being

and obviously not a platypus

And the EPIC STANDOFF begins!
FEEL MY WRATH
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let's resolve this like real male swimming creatures
STRATEGIC 1V1

You challenge me? You must not value your life. COWER before the sheer HORROR of ME! HAHAHAHAHAHA!