Dear Santa, If you can see what everybody is doing all the time, doesn't that make you just like god? You have a majority of his abilities like going to every nouse in one night and ect. Does this mean that you are a god in a sense?

Santa, why are you so creepy?
you see me when i'm sleeping
you know when i'm awake
you know when i've been bad or good (which is very embarrassing because of some of the bad things i do which sometimes feel good)
you come into my house in the middle of the night, sneaking through the chimney
you're fat and very old
wtf? am i the only one who's absolutely terrified of santa? :O

dear Santa,
What type of conditions are there in your workshop?
The Magician[/i]