don't start in cockassus, it's risky

*that came from a mistake where someone said "hmm, i'll grab cauc"

Your girlfriend wants you to get out more and stop studying 1v1 games. She sends you a text message suggesting that you meet for lunch at her favorite restaurant. Your response: "Decline. Stop filling my email with invitations."

Billy Walsh is the best.

When do you know you played Europe 3vs3 for too long? When your girlfriend asks you to pick a restaurant, you respond "We'll have to pick at least 18-19".

You have a job interview. When asked if you are a team player, you take out your smartphone and point to your 2v2, 3v3 and 4v4 stats.

You know you're addicted to warlight if you spend your Friday nights watching Dunga livestream re-runs.

You know you are addicted to warlight when you start a thread and your posts are 14 on 17.

Time for semester exams. You crammed to try to beat dead piggy's warlight QUIZ score.

You know you are addicted to warlight if you count posts on threads.

(posting one by one was by design.)

You're eating dinner with your mother. She told you a long story about work. Your response "Don't double post, Mom."

You have a job interview. When asked if you are a team player, you take out your smartphone and point to your 2v2, 3v3 and 4v4 stats.

I actually mentioned warlight in an interview - I had to mention computer programs I learned (inkscape).

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3sgj4g/

you know you've played too much 3v3s when you discuss a vacation to Europe and say "No, definitely not Spain! How about Central Europe or Norway?"

Provocative Thread #9: Who is the best female on warlight, Bytjie or J Russ?

I had a lot of lough from this thread :). Good one Gui :)

You have a 5-page essay due but you know you won't get a good grade. So you start going to class once every three days and try to finish other essays in other classes to keep your GPA higher.

Your online bank account requires a security question. In response to Who is your best friend? you write the player who is first on your wl invite list.