I was hoping I wouldn't have to drag you into it, but I will if necessary. What kind of rohypnol do you like?

my list of goals that I have set long ago: (in order most important first)

1) win Warlight Champion League.
2) take #1 on both ladder.
3) win a [20]A tourney.
4) became the legends with the more win on livestremed.
5) win a free membership.

-some of them i already do, half 2) and full 3)
-some other i'm doing them. i'm in round 3 on WL champion League (top 8 player) i have 2 win less then timi on livestreamed (14 vs 12) ; and i'm in in 2 free membership.

Piggy's List Of Goals

*Improve myself ~ Im working on it.

1) inflates my ranked games stats
2) inflates my ladder stats
3) bring noobs at first place in 2vs2 ladder ( at least 5)
4) I want to become the most unfair and hated player on WL
5) have sex with Gui

1) Become an awesome team-player.
2) Find/make a better standard template for v1 then the strat 1v1.
3) Comfort piggy after he lost his purpose in warlight.
4) Become awesome in the new standard.
5) Become so feared opponents will surrender the moment they see they're up against me.

1) create 50 alts
2)winning an ffa with each of the available amount of players
3)say senseless things in the forum
4) get a membership
5)abandon an account to stop playing and create a new account during the following weak, 3 times

time estimate: a few days after i decide to (onle 1 and 2 arent yet complete and its easy to do it)

1. teach Gnuffone not to brag all the time
2. teach hhh to talk more
3. improve Tigger to become a good player
4. teach Aranka to post pics of herself everytime she feels to say something
5. retire

myhand, i will not brag in the future. consider 1) already done!

4 - not going to happen. I would advise you to replace that goal with a different, more realistic, one

1. Find the lost ones.
2. Help tigger become a good productive person :D
3. Retire

is posting videoclips like this one more realistic than pictures?
http://vimeo.com/47278600

4. Watch videos of Aranka in similar videos to the above.

I just clicked on that link at work, and then my computer froze for the longest 15 seconds of my life. Right now I'm torn between anger and amusement.

1. Play more games with Aranka's boobs.

Um, do you mean play with arankas boobs? Thats where the joke was...

1. Laugh at Gnuffone bc he doesnt know how to play ladder 2v2.
2. Win Seasonal Ladder while being #1 in all ladders and #1 in Aranka's heart.
3. Laugh at Gnuffone for trying to beat Timinator by always having the best teammate available.
4. Have sex with a hooker while playing Aranka in a 1v1.
5. Retire.

4. Have sex with a hooker while playing Aranka in a 1v1.

shouldnt it be have sex with aranka while playing a hooker in a 1v1?

Aranka is a virgin. She is waiting for marriage before she shares her flower's sweet nectar. We can only fantasize.

YAAT - Why people.......WHY ??

Aranka's Boobs is displeased by this YAATness.