Dear Apex member,

Very well. To avoid confusion I shall refer to you as X, your original name.

Obviously, as mentioned before, I cannot reveal your entire profile as such top secret documents contain details are required by the counter- YARBT department for efficiently combatting our opponents.

After a quick glance at your file, it seems that we believe you display much of the traits that can also be found in Aranka. One of the most notable similarity is the fact you take pleasure in offending people, which defines you as troll. Like Aranka, you use complex vocabulary at times, and like Aranka, you often engage in arguments in the forum. Indeed, if you displayed less hostility to ♦ ɌeLite ♦, the high command would be interested in having you work in the Public Relations Department along with Aranka.

In terms of gameplay, you have a similarity with Aranka too; you're the weakest player in your clan.

I have been reminded by the high command that the purpose the this Flagship account is to announce the latest ♦ ɌeLite ♦ news, and not comment on the behaviour and gameplay of individual players.

Lastly, I would like to remind everyone of our 14-3 win over the WM clan.

That will be all
♦ ɌeLite ♦

PS: Pls note that there is an impostor out with the same name of this account claiming to be myhandisonfire. This is false. This account does not belong to myhandisonfire.

I am willing to work as a double-agent for the ReLite PR service.

My one demand is that Aranka only be paid two-thirds as much as I am, for the same work. I would also like for any claims of sexual harassment to be overlooked.

Lastly, I would like to remind everybody of ReLite's 14-3 win over my old clan, ruled by the despotic Mentionater. [See how good I would be?]

FOR X.APEX'S EYES ONLY
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Dear X. apex,

The ♦ ɌeLite ♦ high command is delighted to hear about your interest to work for us. We now offer you the role of Public Relations Co-Chief (a.k.a. Propaganda Co-Chief). As you probably know, we pay our workers with statistic wins, where the high command uses a secret account and creates a specific amount of games with you, then after joining, the secret account surrenders and you get the win. Currently, Aranka is offered 40 1v1 games for her work every month, and we shall be happy to offer you 60, which will be enough to swell you win rates very quickly.

We also agree to your request about overlooking sexual harassment. In fact, Aranka has, in the last month alone, filed 243 complaints to the high command about sexual harassment and sexism in the workplace, which has all been ignored.

You may begin work immediately. Put on our great clan tag and blast those haters to death!

Lastly, we would like to remind you to remind all about our 14-3 win over the WM clan.

That will be all. We look forward to our cooperation.
♦ ɌeLite ♦

Announcer, if it's clear to all that X-Apex and myself are respectively the worst players in our alliance, do you have any idea why we were allowed to join ??

Furthermore, I'm shocked to learn that all my serious complaints are not even being taken seriously :O

And that, children , is why we have a meme thread ! v

FOR RELITE EYES ONLY

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I'm delighted to be on the team. I hope you don't mind me retaining my current clan tag; I think I will produce better results working undercover.

YARBTs will be dealt with promptly and effectively. YAATs will be well-organised and more prevalent. Myhand and Tigger will be struck down and made to cry. The High Command will be delighted with my work, I assure you. When I look at ReLite and Aranka's Boobs, they are very pleasing to me.

I hope it's okay to bring this up on my first day, but I think something about the dress code needs to change in the PR office. Aranka's miniskirt and boob tube aren't nearly revealing enough. May I suggest the following modifications to the women's dress code:

• Shorter miniskirt and no boob tube.
  
  
• Tighter boob tube and no miniskirt.
  
  
• The devil outfit that I posted on Aranka's fashion thread.
  
  
• Just a leather collar.

I also think I saw her underwear, but the dress code doesn't mention underwear. That can't be allowed, can it? If she is disciplined for this as I hope she will be, I would like to request that I be the one to administer it.

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FOR EVERYONE ELSE

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Damn, it's a shame that I wasn't accepted. I guess I will just continue to comment on ReLite in a completely unbiased way. I hope you will still be able to remind people of your 14-3 victory over WM.

Clothing I just do for your own good and protection :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B76Hvf3qG3M

shit aranka... literally

You don't know how low my standards are, Astrid.

We would like to remind everyone about our 14-3 win over the WM clan.

For all you Cato-wannabes out there, that joke is getting rather old, can't you invent a new signature line every once in a while...? :(

yeah, they should say "we recruit anyone with a inflated win rate"

RvW:

For all you Cato-wannabes out there, that joke is getting rather old, can't you invent a new signature line every once in a while...? :(

...could Cato invent another city-state to be utterly destroyed? He could not.
ReLite must live with the reminder of beating the WM clan 14-3 until one of them will be completely destroyed, and the remains salted, so that nothing will ever grow on it. Until one of them gets repopulated as a suburb of Tunis.

ReLite Cops?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbh6My_bhnU

As the founder of ReLite i Would like to congratulate all of the members for their successfull campaign, spetial thanks to:
Aranka- she has been able to the turn the forum into a self-sustained ReLite world, we no longer need to be in the forum to make it excusively about ReLite
WM- for being good opponents, though not good enough for us
Aranka's Boobs - Aranka's Boobs are good and belong to ReLite and just to ReLite
ReLite's information service - Rhanks to our IS our PR department is able to react to any hostile action, and we already have some exclusive information on how to boost our players in warlight 2.0 (our alts will surrender against one of our alts, after that alt gets to a very high level our players just have to defeat that alt in order to get boosted in the point system)
Finally, I would like to remembre I am the best player this site has ever seen, and I founded the best clan this site has ever seen. Thanks to my methods ReLite has no possible competition

Can I join relite? Pleaseee I promise to behave.

Dear All,

The High command of ♦ ɌeLite ♦ would like to apologise for our inactivity in the forums. During the last 2 weeks, our sacred council's existence has been threatened by a great Titan by the name of Rezzif. Such was the ferocity and power of Rezzif that we had to commit all our resources into fighting this great Titan. Fortunately, we were only when our all powerful leader, Jupiter, rose from his chariot and struck Rezzif with a lightning bolt, crushing Rezzif and banishing him back to Tartarus. All hail Jupiter!

However, we have not been completely inactive during this period. We have recruited a new member by the name of Illumanti. Illumanti's statistics reflect our clan's greatness and his use of deception and trickery to inflate his statistics is much admired by members of our clan.

In the next few weeks, we shall be more active and we will be happy to answer any new enquiries regarding our clan.

Lastly, we would like to remind everyone about our 14-3 win over WM.

That will be all.
♦ ɌeLite ♦

Dear All,

The High command of ♦ ɌeLite ♦ would like to apologise for our inactivity in the forums. During the last 2 weeks, our sacred council's existence has been threatened by a great Titan by the name of Rezzif. Such was the ferocity and power of Rezzif that we had to commit all our resources into fighting this great Titan. Fortunately, we were only when our all powerful leader, Jupiter, rose from his chariot and struck Rezzif with a lightning bolt, crushing Rezzif and banishing him back to Tartarus. All hail Jupiter!

However, we have not been completely inactive during this period. We have recruited a new member by the name of Illumanti. Illumanti's statistics reflect our clan's greatness and his use of deception and trickery to inflate his statistics is much admired by members of our clan.

In the next few weeks, we shall be more active and we will be happy to answer any new enquiries regarding our clan.

Lastly, we would like to remind everyone about our 14-3 win over WM.

That will be all.
♦ ɌeLite ♦

Pulsey!! :D:D:D

Glad to see you're back! I hope the great Titan will, in his great wisdom, not banish you again! That would be very sad :(

lol i got my account back last week.

I joined, thats big news right there!

lol i got my account back last week.

Oh... so the announcer account is not you pulsey??