The previous occupant put the hill on top of my house, making me very angry. I then disguise myself as a bar of chocolate and smuggle myself to the top of the hill. When Min tries to eat me I knock him out cold with the potato that he conquered the hill with. I move my house to the top of the hill, take out my metal baseball bat, and wait for visitors.

as a ghost i climb up the new hill and haunt everyone until they leave, WHOOOOWHOOOO i am the ghost of chocolates past

I use a reinforcement card that gives me a 1000 armies. I then go up the hill, crush the opposition, and surround myself with the armies. At that point, I use an abandon card, and now I'm surrounded by an unbreakable wall! From inside, I use my sanction cards, and make sure no opposition is strong enough to defeat me! I'm King of the Hill!

I call in Billy Walsh , Dunga and HHH to storm the hill. In a full - out military campaign , it is an astonishing victory comparable to Julius Caesar's victory against the Gauls. We then prepare a nice fire and order some pizzas and create s'mores and bathe in the spoils of victory. I will send chuck norris at anyone who challenges me , I am King of the Hill.

seeing this chaaos
i release my nuclear weapson
straight for the hill
destroying the fort
destroying the hill

gg all.

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Look everyone , it's Sir Buzzkillington !

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Looks everyone ,ts nebuschadeanrekenzneznezzer II!

the ghost rebuilds the hill and claims it for haunted territory, btw billy walsh sucks, and dunga and hhh arent the best, the brothers combo dreuj and brisk would own them all

WE CAN DREAM !

** sorry for double post , thought about this after I posted **
Just because they're 1 and 2 now doesn't necessarily mean they are better than HHH and dunga

seeing this chaaos
i release my nuclear weapson
straight for the hill
destroying the fort
destroying the hill

better get your ghost to rebuild the hill again, hawks.

I crawl out of my nuclear bunker
(yes, you would be surprised how handy they are in the warlight-forums)
gather some sand and camoflage it again as a hill.

I am king of the hill !!

I send naked hookers to hill, the hookers distract everyone and take far away from the hill.I am now the only one on the hill, so i am king.

I grab a military jet and throw sticky nuclear bombs on everyone on the hill and i build a invincible metal blockade around the hill, trap myself in it and i shall be THE KING OF THE HILL!!!

Since moto is so big (he grabbed a plane!) he soon dies of hunger, and I find the hill following the smell of a corpse.. I also due to the radioactivation from the nuclear bombs have transformed and no longer need air,food or drink to survive.
I'm the king of the hill!

Since there's an invincible metal blockade around the hill, I dig under it and dig a large cavern right below Hennns, when I remove the last dirt he falls down and breaks his legs, I quickly climb up and fill the hole behind me with dirt, once I'm inside I put on my anti-radiation suit and pave the floor with the same invincible metal, and do the roof as well. I make a door that nobody can see from the outside but me, and occasionally go outside while wearing the invisibility cloak I stole a while ago to buy food and such.

I'm king of the hill!

Seeing this chaos
i go hire a jet
and so it flies
straight for th hill
over the blockade
and then it drops
a nucluer bomb
destroying Moros
destroying the hill.

gg.

that joke has gotten old^, ghost rebuilds the hill, AND FLYINGHAWK TAKES OVER :D, the vicious hawk attacks any comers and is now the king of the hill :)

seeing this chaaos
i release my nuclear weapson
straight for the hill
destroying the hawk
destroying the hill

gg hawk.

im already a flying hawk ghost with a ghost hill, the nuclear missile does nothing