okay then. have fun with your imaginary hill.

Can we please outlaw nukes, they are not creative.

I reject everyone's reality and substituted me own.

There is no such thing as a "nuke". Everything posted about nukes blowing up the hill (and the ghost rebuilding it and etc.) are in fact false. Everyone is relieve for ending their suffering that the crown me king of the hill.

This bump is in fact a brand new hill.

The next person to post it the king of the bump.

I bump, get the hill for free it seems, and put such a high mortgage on it that nobody would ever want it again.

So while the mortgage runs i am peasant of the hill !!

After taking up the crown as new Queen of England , I waste even more of the Royal Family's money and buy the land and put my Royal Guard to work proofing it from everything known and everything we are learning about . I am " Queen " of the Hill.

i buy a hill from the thrift store and i bring it in my house and everyone that tries to get on the hill except me, gets electrocuted and i win the HILL!!
I am the king of the hill!!
good game

I get aliens to destroy all of you and i am left alone on the hill with my alien friends.

your aliens got zapped when they tried to get to the hill and died.
gg

I resurrect one of the aliens in my laboratorium using some spare-parts from the many many dead that now lay around the hill, and i program this franken-alien to talk to the humans and tell them they should crown me emperlol of the hill, full of fright and fear, the common rabble crowns me and i am emperlol of the hill.

I turn into Chuck Norris, and by merely standing the hill implodes , destroying everyone on it , then with a twitch of my eyebrow , the hill reforms and I stand upon it. I am Chuck Norris of the hill!

However in sovjet russia the hill is on Chuck Norris, so I simply hike to the top of it.

I'm the King of the hill!

it seems to me
all hell broke loose
so i send my nuke
straight for the hill
destroying Henns
desroying the hill
after all this
i send my spies
to find you guys
and yes, chuck too
i release my nuke
one at a time
straight for you guys
killing you all
and so, right now
the hill is down
and you guys dead,
and yes, chuck too.
now i say
spirit or body
shall spawn no more
I hire a priest
to obey my wish
thread is no more
gg all.

Pulsey doesn't count.
And Hennns forgot that Chuck Norris can swim through land, so Chuck Norris is king of the hill!

neither do you Moros, because you just got vaporized when a nuke struck the top of your house a bit more than an hour ago.

A hair of Chuck Norris' beard survives the blast and he returns to Capitalist America to the cloning facilities , after pouring some whiskey on the hair , Chuck Norris suddenly grows from the hair. Chuck Norris ( me ) teleports the hill to him and lifts it over his shoulders and runs away with it to some faraway place . I AM KING OF THE HILL.

I control chuck Norris and he betrays you and makes me king of the hill.

Nope , chuck testa comes in and shows us that the Chuck Norris you were controlling was actually taxidermy . STILL CHUCK NORRIS OF THE HILL.

I turn into Bruce Lee and trow an old Nokia at Chuck Norris. Big bang happens, chuck dies. I turn back into my self. I AM THE KING OF THE HILL!!!

it seems to me
all hell broke loose
so i send my nuke
straight for the hill
killng you all
desroying hill
after all this
i send my spies
to find you guys
and yes, chuck too
i release my nuke
one at a time
straight for you guys
and yes, chuck too
killing you all
however, to
ensure that
you remain dead
a scientist comes
to confirm that
none of your cells
will still exist
and just in case
that you
reincarnate
i hire a
million guys to
watch day and night
and zap you down
right on sight
and so, right now
the hill is down
and you guys dead,
and yes, chuck too.
and now i say
your spirit and
your past body
shall spawn no more
I hire a priest
to obey my wish
thread is no more
gg all.