Lava cus i see at least some hope of keeping my arm.

Rechargeable batteries

Alkaline batteries

Rechargeable for the win!


Would you rather. . . .


Fight a bear in a boxing match, in space, or spend two months in a nuclear bomb shelter with that side of the family you'd prefer to ignore?

2


1. Jelly

2. Peanut butter

1 but neither on a sandwich.

Be stuck in that Anne Frank shelter for two years and win a bugatti veyron
Be stuck talking to unhelpful highschool teacher for one week, no sleep and win a lexus LFA

You have food and stuff BTW

1

1.) Wipe your butt clean using the sticky side of duck tape
or
2.) Wipe your butt clean using coarse sandpaper

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1

Would you rather

Spoil the entire game of thrones, including the ones that haven't been writen yet to a huge GoT fan
Take a 1D fan to a Beiber concert, when they hate beiber as much as normal people.

This is one of the stupidest ones I've answered.

The highschool teacher, cause I've experienced that before but this time I get a car.

and really "Anne Frank shelter" ?????

also spoil GOT.


Would you rather

be shot out of a cannon blindfolded and handcuffed into a ball pit that hasen't been clean in a couple decades. BUT your significant other is tied up somewhere in the ball pit and has only minutes to live.

or

Go down a water slide of maple syrup and at the end some bears come lick you clean (your naked)

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If the bears are gentle then them

would you rather:


be robin

be this guy

1, to come that close to Batman's glorious man hand would be the day.

Would you rather...
1.) Parachute from a plane, then with a seemless transition land into the drivers seat of an Abrams tank and drive across an active battlefield running over the enemy as you go, to rescue a beautiful babe they took as hostage. After you rescue the babe you smoke a yummy cigar while the beautiful babe blows up enemies with the main gun.

Or

2.) infiltrate a Spetsnaz base. Fight your way through the russian special forces with a katana (while wearing a stylish hat). Take down a Hinds by throwing your katana at it, after you decapitate the Spetsnaz base commander. Rescue the beautiful babe who they were interrogating. Then make your getaway using a Soviet nuclear submarine.

2. Russian women know their way around a bit better than an American counterpart. If you know what I mean. And by that, I mean intercourse. And by that, I mean unorthodox intercourse. And by that, I mean cross-dressing fantasies. And by that, I mean ... wait nvm that was what I meant.

Would you rather

1: Be sodomized viciously by 13 blue whales.
2: Be trapped in a youth-time machine (like in Hot Tub Time Machine), where you are 7 again and Michael Jackson sodomizes you.

P.S. Gender not specified on anything here.

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Would you rather

1: Be invited to the DARKLORDS once a day.
2: Be invited to the DARKLORDS twice a day.

Would you rather

1: Be invited to the DARKLORDS once a day.
2: Be invited to the DARKLORDS twice a day.

invite all you want I don't get them

Would you rather:

Become a vampire and go to hell when you die properly
Die, but maybe go to heaven and maybe go to hell

(you are about to die BTW)

P.S. This is one of the major decisions of the class novel we are reading:

B. because theres possibility of heaven.

would you rather,

A: become a Billionaire but give up your right to listen to any music other than Justin Bieber until you die or

B: maintain a low-to-moderate income and enjoy the freedom to listen to whatever music you like.

Well Genghis, id say the chances of surviving 13 blue whale engagements is very slim.
So yeah...I choose life!

Mercenary, 1 because I can live without music

Would you rather...
1.) Be the explosives expert of a highly trained tactical insertion team, getting to blow something up every mission.
or
2.) Be the expert sniper of a highly trained tactical insertion team, getting to take out a high priority target every mission.

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@Mercenary. 2 cause I can't live without music

@Kur 2 cause you get to see their heads pop off and get famous for taking him out and get money. But mostly seeing the head pop off.

1. Gladius

2. Claymore

Please explain your choice.

1, id take the gladius for practicality. It was specifically designed for close combat. Stabbing is also far more effective than slashing.

Would you rather...
1.) Be a red shirt guy from Star Trek
or
2.) Or Boba Fett when he gets eaten by that desert squid thingy

Boba Fett. Cause he lives in some stories.

Would you rather....

1. Be a hot girl with no arms

or

2. Be a hot guy with no legs