I suspect that X cares more about the world then he lets on to and hides it behind the armour of (often times) intelligent and well articulated assholery because a lack of faith in the meaning of life leaves him otherwise frozen in place. (If you're an atheist looking for meaning in life I'd suggest a 6 month vacation to Thailand ;P).

X's ability to show so little regard for human life and compassion towards other individuals makes one realize how shallow our interactions with others can be, ironically enough. By providing an extreme and pornographic image of verbal brutality he gives us a chance to gain perspective of the vast gulf between kindness and cruelty.

Those who resort to the threat of physical violence in the face of X's douchery are victims of their own inability to process emotion properly. Whether it's clamour for attention, boredom or an elaborate agenda, X has achieved a paramount status among the (in)famous of the Warlight forum.

It doesn't matter if you hate him, respect him from a distance or follow his every post like a puppy, he has a place in our minds, even if his profile picture is the only face you can put on him :P (If you don't carer either way you have no legitimate claim to be on this thread ;))

Chris: as you can see from the other testimonies you need to step up your game. That wasn't nearly personal or violent enough. And yeah I kind of gave up that game. You too.

Thanks Ironheart, you and Arun would win Most Improved if I was giving out awards like Szew.

Yoshi: Um ... thanks? I think? Actually, that seemed a lot like an insult.

Hauptmann: Um ... thanks? I think? Actually, that seemed a lot like an insult.

Dropped off page 1 within 48 hrs. Forum, you have forsaken me. Was gonna find some Aranka & Capybara quotes to post, but not anymore. Was going to do some more case studies in Ask Ozymandias but you can't post in old threads now (THANKS A LOT RANDY HUSSEIN FIZZ-BAMA).

Dude, this thread needs Aranka quotes...

Like X before me, I resent having to share a prize. I will not accept it, and undo any improvement that may have occurred. I am officially a total noob. I hope you're happy.... now leave WarLight now and cut the 'I may be leaving soon so give me attention" crap.

Was literally making my farewell post when Frank begged for Aranka (coming soon). Not going to post anymore unless someone says something directly to me.

I will miss being serenaded by your English, low-bitrate voice on the livestreams. :(

Now that you have the perfect WL-name you leave a shame. You should have at least make people pronounce the name on the streams. You will be missed as a good player

Lolonot, you have me on Skype so I can still serenade you. You have the choice of the following songs: 1. robyn thick blurred lines 2. avril lavine skater boy. £15/minute, pay in advance on Paypal.

Yeah Sarutobi, I'm sorry not to have been in a live tournament with this name :( That anti-semite Pushover said I was a very silly man and I couldn't commentate anymore. [laughter]

Thinking of Python, I might have had a wider forum appeal if my comments included a laugh track. [wry smiles]

It was a mixed post, X. You said that amusement -> sincere interaction and insults are amusing so I attempted to balance my post by being a silent fan who throws a curve ball or two.

ravera:

"you evil 40 year old..something"

(Ravera thought I was a 40-year-old man based on my voice.)


myhandisonfire:

"I have been mugged myself often enough. Instead of X, who was just been bullied in school and always was too scared to ever risk being mugged.
But he read about it somewhere, something smart, I am sure of that."

Pusteblume:

"You, Mr. X, put the x into patronizing.
Which is amazing. Since there was none in the beginning."

Eeyore:

"[You do not] have tits and [are not] saying worth a damn. Please take whatever the above is away from my thread."

nike or the other troll:

"guess who is in the desperate need of a life"

ps:

"oh, you're one of those. nevermind then, have a good life."

Gnullbegg:

"Today I learned about the word 'bathos'. Thank you [x] for expanding my vocabulary one rant at a time."

Wordsworth:

"How patronising can you be [x]? Could you be more?"

Mr Miyagi: (Note: my username at this time was "Nosy Kitty-cat".)

"What does't Kitty bring to the table? He brings nosiness, Humor, cats(of the kitty variety), humor, modesty, humor, high intellect, British accent. Who could not want that?!?!?!?!
Sincerely, Miyagi President of Executives Directors-Nosy-Kitty's FanClubUSA"

Aranka:

"@Miyagi - He's British ?? Didn't know that..."of course" this changes everything ..."

"So unoriginal [...] attention whore [...] wastes time"

"I know you can do better."

"Well maybe [I love you] in an odd way. There's certainly no physical attraction though."

"X-apex...sorry to say buddy, I just didn't think you would be an added value in Relite + I'm not so fond of stalkers so yeah."

"I hate to say it.........but : +1 [x]"

"Grow up X-apex"

Just realised I was involved in two separate arguments on religion, so I now consider my forum forays to have been a failure, on the whole.

I know Hauptmann, I know. Thanks for your interpretation. Was going to put myself in my profile picture but then it occurred to me that nobody actually cared. Just picture a "scrawny computer guy" as Gui put it so artfully.


The following Aranka quotes are drawn from a single tournament chat:

"grating"

"naive and arrogant"

"hypocritical"

"just give it a break with your holier then thy attitude"

"As a final note with regards to the hypocrisy: Your statement of going to the finals which in itself is quite galling and ludicrious is made so much worse by the fact that you are not even the best player in the field by a long shot. Anyway, I'm not going to bother with such warped moral warriors as yourself"

"I really wonder what class you went to"

"If people try hard enough I think they could make a discussion out of everything......"

Yikes. I think I am definitely missing some Aranka quotes I accidentally deleted, but cannot find now. Don't remember the thread I got those from.

Bonus un-self-aware Aranka:

"*Sighs* Trolls will keep on talking *sigh*"

"I'll leave myself to do the talking ingame..."

<3 Miyagi made the X thread life=complete

X is my favorite comedian on Warlight

Those are on record so you can quote me

Thanks Miyagi.


william faulkner:

“Let me repeat. I have not read all the work of this present generation of [forum posters]. I have not had time yet. So I must speak only of the ones I do know. I am thinking now of [who] I rate the best one, [x], perhaps because this one expresses so completely what I have tried to say. A youth, father to what will — must — someday be a man, more intelligent than some and more sensitive than most, who — he would not even have called it by instinct, because he did not know he possessed it, because God perhaps had put it there, loved man and wished to be a part of mankind, humanity, who tried to join the human race and failed. To me, his tragedy was not that he was, as he perhaps thought, not tough enough or brave enough or deserving enough to be accepted into humanity. His tragedy was that when he attempted to enter the human race, there was no human race there. There was nothing for him to do save buzz, frantic and inviolate, inside the glass wall of his tumbler, until he either gave up or was himself, by himself, by his own frantic buzzing, destroyed.”

thanks faulkner, i'm trying to give up the buzzing.

later haters

x

Ding dong, the witch is dead...

Bye bye x!!!

*queen

we have edit buttons now btw

don't thank me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js

“Once a bitch always a bitch, what I say.”
― William Faulkner

Thanks Myhand ;) That's what I meant... So nope Gnullbegg, I won't thank you ;)

I know some of you will find this surprising, but I actually never got angry with x. The rest of you people take things way too personally. That being said, X generally had revolting opinions articulated in a dry brit wit... it was like putting lemon juice onto a warhead. I'm just personally glad that my eyes do not have taste buds to experience such a thing.

considering you were noshowlowut for the past 6 months you may have missed much X humor which makes you unfit for the KittyFanClubUSA