Hey guys, I'm Gen.Numbnuts, and I've been through some of the toughest environments on earth. Today im going to show you how to survive one of the most unforgiving environments known to man. The Warlight Off-Topic Forum. Ill show you what you need to do in order to survive and how to utilize the environment.
>Theme song: https://youtu.be/hgpSE1sDcps
*Shouting over helicopter routers*Im taking a helicopter ride to my computer location in Pyongyang, North Korea! From there im going to head into one of the most brutal environments on earth! The Warlight Off-Topic forums! Ill need to muster all of my strength for this episode! *makes the trinity* *jumps from Helicopter* *opens parachute lands safely*
Here I am in Pyongyang North Korea where trolls are abundant. But these Asian trolls have nothing on the Warlight Off-Topic. *makes way to computer location* Oh look at this! Here we go! We've ourselves a Cheetos here on the dirty keyboard. This is actually a great find. Cheetos are packed full of energy, vitamins and minerals. You'd be really stupid to pass this opportunity up. *pops Cheetos into mouth* Tastes....like somebody took it and rubbed in dog feces. But its totally necessary.
*logs onto Warlight* When you log on, its important to be mentally prepared. You are never sure what you might find on the Warlight forums. Be prepared to encounter wannabe trolls, arrogant know it alls, and spam.
*Opens Off-Topic* Here we have a wannabe troll. These are actually quite dangerous if you aren't carefully. They crave attention so when you encounter one its crucial you avoid contact. If you give a troll attention it gives them power. You dun fucked up if you make contact with a troll. I can't help you if you already made contact. Run. Just run.
*Scrolls some* This spam is very poisonous. It might look healthy but its very import to not mess with spam. Your brains will have the potential to melt uncontrollably if you take spam. No matter how serious tour situation is avoid spam.
*scrolls down a bit* Here we have a know it all. These are just as dangerous as trolls. They love to argue. Avoid contact with these people. They will also find something to argue about. Its best to steer clear and find a safer route.
But its important to know that these things exist on the internet. But with a little common sense, patience, and some ingenuity. You can just avoid the Off-Topic forums and actually play the game.
I've been GenNumbnuts, and this has been Man V. Off-Topic. Tune in next time when I eat a stale chip off the floor of a public bathroom!
Edited 11/23/2015 07:14:24