1) If you exist, why won't you show your true self to all those you disbelieve in you so that a new "truer" sense of religious faith can exist on Earth? 2) How did I get selected to go to heaven?
1. I would ask why he/she didnt show him/herself to show everyone he/she actually exists and avoid practicaly every war over religion? 2. How could the "science" "proof" that your "theories" werent true? 3. Why did you create such a terrible and incredible stupid species called "homo sapiens" and let it destroy this wounderful planet as well as itself? 4. Why do people have to pay taxes to keep "christanity" alive?
I would end up slapping God, because he/she doesnt exist anyway.
I would ask why he doesn't exist, for the world would be much better if he did.
I disagree, if you have read the Bible, you know that he is a psychotic maniac. Thank god he doesn't exist, the world would be like a global North Korea.
Hitchslap, I mean the God people believe him to be (now, I realize this might not be the most fortunate choice of words, but overall, I mean the omnipotent, omniscient "good guy" he should be. He should prevent the evil from happening, which he is not doing.)