Mao Zedong

Why's the nicest tyrant of all time?

Josef Stalin; He wrote poetry


To the Moon

Sail on, as tirelessly as ever,
Above an earth obscured by clouds,
And with your shining glow of silver
Dispel the fog that now abounds.

With languor, bend your lovely neck,
Lean down to earth with tender smile.
Sing lullabies to Mount Kazbek,
Whose glaciers reach for you on high.

But know for certain, he who had
Once been oppressed and cast below,
Can scale the heights of Mount Mtatsminda,
Exalted by undying hope.

Shine on, up in the darkened sky,
Frolic and play with pallid rays,
And, as before, with even light,
Illuminate my fatherland.

I’ll bare my breast to you, extend
My arm in joyous greeting, too.
My spirit trembling, once again
I’ll glimpse before me the bright moon.




What's worse? Gays or Communists?

gays, they cant be contained

can you pull yourself inside out? (perhaps from the anus or maybe the mouth...)

No

You got Peanut Butter on my Chocolate, what do you say for yourself?

To stop using euphemisms and just say I got shit on your black dick


Which is better? Rice or chorizo?

Rice

What's better a smart Asian or a ripped Asian?

Genghis Khan.

Gestapo or NKVD ?

None!

Suicide or execution ?

Execution.

Gestapo or NKVD

NKVD = Natinonal Kawaii Vulva Дa


Chinese or Japanese?

Edited because of Gen. DumbNuts

Edited 1/9/2016 08:12:19

japanese
life or death

death

Who wore it better, Obama or Bin Laden?

Cameraon.

SA or SS

Wafen SS

Pizza or Pasta ?

Pizza

Physics or Biology?

Biology

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@DesertFox, by the way

Wafen SS

Its Waffen SS, not Wafen SS
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Male or female?

Shemale!

...

jk. Male

Ever thought about tasting your own cum? (Gays, don't answer).

@Cata
Phone sucks sometimes :D

Now I have, after you put the thought in my mind. Thanks a lot, SVY... :/

Scottish independence: Yay or Nay?

Have a referendum

Texas Independence: Yay or Nay?