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The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 19:17:03


[WOLF] The Conservative
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Well, it all started when my family announced we were moving to Tennessee!. We are southern folk and love culture so the entire family was pretty excited. So we said our goodbyes, packed our things, and drove to Tennessee. Our new house was on a big hill and at the bottom of the hill was a playground and garden. My brothers, who my entire life were constantly bugging me to do stupid stuff, challenged me to jump on my bike and go down the hill. At the time, I was pumped up on sugar ( they probably knew that when they asked ) and in my moment of pure stupidity and fun, I jumped on my cheap bike and started my trip down that hill. Unfortunately I had failed to see two things. 1 there was a big mound of dirt at the bottom of the hill and 2....behind the playground at the bottom of the hill was a massive drop off. Half way down I suddenly remembered the layout of the property and the cliff. Terrified, I realized there was no painless way out of this. I slammed on the brakes instinctively but my foot missed. The entire weight of my body was behind that thrust to the brake so when I missed, my body fell. My penis hit the bar under my bike and then my body shifted forwards. My penis got stuck in the crevice between the bar and bike wheel. So, for a good 10 seconds my penis was getting grinded by the wheel. In desperation, I leaned completely forward and the bike flipped. I didn't fall off my bike literally because my penis kept me attached. My back would Have broken if I had landed on my back but the bike actually hit the ground with the from by wheel first. It bounced, the back wheel hit the mound of dirt at the bottom of the hill I thought of was dead for sure but then my bike hit the swing set and the bike broke in two on the metal while my penis broke free literally seconds before. I still got the swing set just not as hard.

Edited 1/10/2016 19:18:00
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 19:20:46

Luna {TJC}
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That was the funniest thing I've heard all day thanks.
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 19:23:17


Tajik on LSD
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Can you tell me what do you mean by american culture?, McDonald's and Hollywood?
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 20:22:41


Major General Smedley Butler
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Hog maw and chittlins.
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 20:26:12


SirSalty
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Fuck me are you going through a midlife crisis, what's with theses weird ass posts?
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 20:29:33


Tajik on LSD
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sorry, I have some problems, this is why I am like that
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 20:35:40


Mister Kl
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When i was 12 I rode my scooter down a road that was on a hill, the road itself was only 100 yards until it leveled out into a parking lot. Anyway, the problem began when, me being an idiot, rode down the hill on the scooter. I would've been fine if it hadn't been for the fact that the road was littered with potholes. Needless to say, half way down my scooter lost course and I slid down the hill. Overall i ended up with a bunch of bruises on my shoulder, forearms, and chest. My shoulder was also dislocated.

I was like a mile away from home so i had to walk all the way back...

being 12 i expected myself to bawl my eyes out, but i didn't... the last thread of pride i manage to retain following that was resiliency...

pic related

The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 20:37:50


[WOLF] The Conservative
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lol just imagine standing on your front porch and then you look over next door to see a 6'3 brown kid being dragged by his penis on a bike meant for 10 year olds down a hill to his death all the while screaming like a teenage girl who just saw One direction perform at her high school
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 20:39:18


Mister Kl
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you are 6'3.... 5'7 overhere...
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 20:42:32


[WOLF] The Conservative
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lol
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 21:00:48


Fan the Apostle
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you are 6'3.... 5'7 overhere...

I'm 5'5

When is was 13 I jumped off a bunk bed and broke my left arm. My fall was broken by a pack of playing cards
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 22:03:50


Ξ Nanaimo
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My appendix broke open. It hurt so much I almost couldn't walk.
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 22:08:32


☁WARLORD♥t(ಥ۾ಥt)SirℜicharD✠[WOLF]☁
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damnnnnnnnnnn
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 22:23:39


Darth Darth Binks
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I went to the playground in silky shorts. It just had a new swing set installed. It was sharp. Blue bars, high-standing (I mean this swing set was TALL), and smoothed out rubber seats. I had to try it out. So I did.
I got it swinging pretty high up, maybe 5-7 degrees from being perpendicular, from what I remember. It was so great, I wanted to see how far out I could jump. During this event, I learned two things: anxiety can slow down your internal clock and reaction time, and that silky shorts and smooth rubber don't stick together. I let off the ropes too late, and my silky shorts caused me to slide right off the swing and be positioned at least 7+ feet in the air, perpendicular to the ground, upside-down. If there wasn't mulch underneath me, I might have been physically unable to cry. Needless to say I did not stick the landing, but being my dumbass preteen self I tried again after a couple weeks. Still didn't stick it, but I didn't screw up my neck and back that time.
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 23:02:17


OxTheAutist 
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my family announced we were moving to Tennessee!


Yeah, that is really painful. I feel for you.

My penis got stuck in the crevice


Damn, you player, man.

Edited 1/10/2016 23:03:29
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 23:17:45


[WOLF] The Conservative
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Only a Scotsman...
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 23:30:03


Von Jewburg
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At summer camp, someone snuck into or bunk and put Lego bricks all over our cabin floor.

Yeah.
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 23:42:20

Luna {TJC}
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I've done lots of stupid things that aren't every painful.

-Stapled fingers
-Stabbed self with compass (accident)
-played the knife game with a knife; could have gone much worse Tbh
-Balls on bikeframe
-Balls in backwheel
-Ankle in bike wheel broke several spokes
-Head over handlebars
-Fell down half of an escalator made me scared of them for a while.
-Walked into lampposts (bonus points as it's always been when I'm sober)

But the worse pain you cam feel is standing on a electric plug left out at night.

Edited 1/10/2016 23:43:59
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 23:50:05


[Wolf] Relmcheatham
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I am with the Scot, NOONE should have to move to Tennessee...



I also agree with Luna, what is with these wierd ass posts.
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/10/2016 23:50:44


Legi
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at the age of 7 i dislocated my elbow. i had to wait 3 days for the doctor, because in my old country a real doctor was quite expensive.

at the age of 19 a nerve in my jaw ignites and had to be removed. the operation was the most painful hour in my life.
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/11/2016 00:09:27


kynte
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Not as exciting but I had "ghost pain" for ~2-3 years because I'm super-allergic to grass (burn that shit with a flamethrower) and it rekt my sinuses. It's still around when I'm on things like airplanes due to the change in pressure.

Basically, for hours on end, I got this really, really, really bad pressure-type pain on both sides of my face starting usually around my premolars (and all the way back) but sometimes starting near the front. The fluid trapped in my sinuses pressed down on the nerves in those teeth so I felt like I needed to take a hammer and get rid of those teeth. It presumably wasn't as bad as getting my penis grinded in a bike wheel (enjoy not being able to have children ever) but it was super-persistent and got me semi-addicted to Benadryl so I could make it stop.

Beyond that, I once punched something in my dream (a wall IRL) and knocked myself off the bed and fell about 8-10 feet on my back onto a dresser. Knocked the breath out of me and hurt like a bitch but didn't break any bones.
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/11/2016 00:14:20


[WOLF] The Conservative
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God Relm don't you have some Donald trump, Hate Mexicans, rally to go to? Plus I have been to your precious Virginia and there's no way in hell I would live there....an army of feminists and Socialists would ride me out on a rail. Tennessee is gorgeous, the people are extremely friendly, it felt like home. Virginia felt Like a more boring version of Michigan/Ohio
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/11/2016 00:16:02


[WOLF] The Conservative
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I'm sorry to say this relm but at this point your just trolling. I don't go on your posts saying there meaningless ( there are plenty of times I could have and I will name them if you want ) because I respect your right to basically express your opinion so please have some decency and do the same for me
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/11/2016 00:25:16

Luna {TJC}
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Ah yeah vitriol comment on burning pain reminded me of the shingles I've had; the scar still itches when I hear something disgusting.

1/5 ppl get it in there life enjoy.

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/54ced80ee4b0aa862f974cbf/t/55b69de1e4b0491deed5dde5/1438031330312/shingles.jpg

Edited 1/11/2016 00:25:47
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/11/2016 00:29:56


[AOE] JaiBharat909
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I thought Shingles only affected the elderly??
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/11/2016 00:32:44


[Wolf] Relmcheatham
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I was questioning the wierdness, it was as if you wanted to tell people about how your penis got stuck in a bike...

Also I have made a few posts like that, so I refute my ability to sit on a high horse, but I do not pump them out in the shear massive quantity you do XD

The feminists and socialists are in Fairfax, if you want to see the beautiful part of Virginia, the plateau (where I am guessing you went) is not the best place... you should take a trip through the Shanendoah Valley.

Edited 1/11/2016 00:33:57
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/11/2016 00:33:55


[WOLF] The Conservative
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my point was to share weird, funny, painful stories with fellow WL players
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/11/2016 00:34:27


[Wolf] Relmcheatham
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So you choose to share a story of how your dick got caught in a bicycle... interesting...
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/11/2016 00:34:36


[WOLF] The Conservative
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Im 15
The most painful thing that ever happened to me...: 1/11/2016 00:35:20


[WOLF] The Conservative
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It's funny, painful, and weird so it fit the topic just perfectly
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