I will lead us to a new age.

I, General NumbNuts, hereby announce my intentions of running yet again for this seat of office. I announce my love for the people of Warlight, and reaffirm that I have their best smiles at heart. What have you to gain from voting me into the Presidency again? Well dear and valued reader, please take a moment of your time to read the below...

1.)I first plan to do nothing about the chaos which consistently plagues the forums.
2.)I plan to lie to you directly and cut corners wherever I can.
3.)I plan to turn this presidency into a dictatorship.
4.)I plan to execute many, many, many people.
5.)I Also have many cookies to give to everybody after im elected.
6.) #5 is a lie.
7.)If im not elected i'll have the winner assassinated.
8.)I have nukes.
9.)I dont love you people.
10.)But you should still elect me.

I have all of this to offer and much more. What has my opposition claimed? They say they'll tell the truth and be a nice leader. But we all know that isnt true. Power corrupts. Why not have a leader who is already corrupt in power?

A vote for NumbNuts is a vote for zero change and death to those not for the state party.

I'll give my nod To TMJ

I am politically an extreme social democrat.

^ I was waiting for you to show up.

I will support the supreme leader in his bid for election

Should probably mention im leading the Totalitarian party disguised as a democracy.

Essentially a popularity contest

I also support Supreme Leaders nomination as since I made myself the official counter of votes, I believe that I have not yet counted all of the days in his term yet and he should still be President.

I'll support Relm

We need a wall between trolls and the real community and make the trolls pay for it.

I will support Darth Darth Binks as his VP candidate.

This is good news.

Under Supreme Leader's rule Fizzer will receive a lot of money ... and a lot of people will receive perma bans.

Ok Loli will run in this for the installation of a new government. A one ruled by the better part of humanity.
I will make Warlight great...for once.
Vote Loli for emperor.

"LOL.

As if most elections aren't popularity contests..."

"Its just a popularity contest that wins nothing."

"that wins nothing" is key, ignoring it is disingenuous.

Under my rule everyone under 1700 elo is banned. Very few trolls left, and everyone left can play well enough to lead to worthwhile thought-provoking games.

I second that rule. ^

Something in these threads I actually support. Put it on Uservoice +3

I promise an end to genocide, a solution to the effects of Global Warming, a Tsunami-less Japan, a warm ported Russia, and a tamed Mexico.

As well as a solution to China's arable land and population problems.