Either Jesus or Darth Vader, but Jesus has a father anyway.

WTF!!!

I AM FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN LAWLZ!!! TYRION WAS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE EVER!!!.

(Not to mention my account was OLDER than Genghis)

If you click on the separate family tree's it doesn't make sense. It's Fizzer then 3 generations of question marks and then Belgian,Death and me pop out of an anus.

Sounds like the genealogies of the Greek myths. Athena literally bursts out of Zeus' head or something like that.

yay I'm included! Also why is lord varys under Karl? Are you saying Karl inspired varys? Also I'm not sure Ion inspired Karl. I mean they were on friendly terms but that doesn't mean he inspired his particular style of trolling.

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Where's JaiBharat909 lol?

I'm not there either, but somehow I can't complain about this. ^^

Where's JaiBharat909 lol?

^Jesus what an attention whore.

Ah, offtopian mythology.

How the f*ck did Luna give birth to me again? >_>

edit: double post glitch ftw

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^^idk

I want a place on here. >.<

none of you are important enough to get your own place on the thing unlike me.

really though I don;t think Karl influenced varys. You can make a timeline of trolls but presuming they influenced one another is quite a stretch especially since most trolls don't really don't pay much attention to one another unless they are cooperating with one another which tends to be rare.

How is Paugers related to me?

Older than Lolicon too fyi.

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^

Im not related to this thing.

I had to put people achronologically due to Genghis' now no longer existent sex drive.

Hitchslap is my son? Wtf?

That would be the most chaotic father-son relationship ever.

Also, if I read this right I'm the son of loli and Genghis. Not sure how I feel about that.

But DDB is my brother. Heck yeah.

Are you fucking kidding me with the porn link?

No... Someone else added that picture of fizzer

The burden when you can't delete the picture