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Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 12:42:58


QueefBalls
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Brothers and sisters, Warlight just became a far more dreary place.

It's easy to think of this site as one where you can play a strategy game, using math to outwit your opponents. But what we sometimes forget is that it's the players who make this game fun to play. That's why I am sad to announce the retirement of one of the Poon Squad's owners.

She burst onto the scene a little over a year ago and soon charmed the forum with her great banter. However, not everyone was amused. The No-Fun Patrol forced her to change her identity, and failed to accept her for who she was. However, she would not let that deter her from being one of the best forum contributors this site has ever seen. Plus she changed her name back so she kind of won in the end.

I'm talking, of course, about Cumburper, aka Mrs. Pooncrew.

Please use this thread to wish her all the best. Remember, she has to spend the rest of her life with Pooncrew so some kind words will help soften that blow (lol).

Poon on sister!
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 12:47:43


ps 
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Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 12:52:58


Pooncrew 
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I mean i honestly can't this of a sadder day. Prolly this then fridge, then slippyfist retirement posts
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 12:54:07


QueefBalls
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I'd rank slippy above fridge cause nobody really knew who fridge was but slippy was famous
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 12:57:01


Prabster Realm
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*Facepalm
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 13:05:37

MisterT
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it sounds like a very good day actually, but he is probably gonna be back again:(
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 13:35:13


QueefBalls
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*She
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 15:18:24


Cumbürper
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As far as Warlight goes, I've never had more fun going through the forum and seeing a bunch of crazy assholes get butt hurt over our sense of humor (for example, Mr. T, above who I don't know at all - and he obviously doesn't know me yet he seems to be thrilled about my departure) - Our clan prides ourself on acceptance for all. From Cumburper to Swallows and back to Cumburper again, I stand victorious wearing the Poon Squad armor. Lke Jon Snow, my watch has ended...but I will return and fight for the House of Poon as we make our way to the iron throne alongside King Queefballs and King Pooncrew. No other house I'd rather be apart of - thank you fellow brothers, it has been an honor.

- CUMBURPER.

Edited 5/12/2016 15:19:43
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 15:36:20


knyte 
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Lke Jon Snow, my watch has ended


First you wonder why people don't like you.

AND THEN YOU GO AND SPOIL GAME OF FUCKING THRONES

Have a fun time in Hell.
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 15:51:37


Pooncrew 
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It's been almost a year, when do spoilers stop being spoilers?
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 16:32:49


QueefBalls
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Snape kills Gandalf
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 16:40:09


OxTheAutist 
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I'll lick your tears
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 17:09:49


Epicular
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I joined almost a year before this person did... I've never heard of them
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 17:59:17

OppaiLuv
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History is written by the winners as they say...
Excellent names by the way.
Fuck the opposition.

Edited 5/12/2016 18:31:48
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/13/2016 03:46:37


{Shredtail2}
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Only had one game against Cumbürper... and I got booted. Sad to see a fellow player go. Good luck with life.
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/13/2016 03:55:02


Genghis 
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Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/13/2016 11:15:32


[WL] Colonel Harthacanute
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These threads are still a thing??!
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/13/2016 12:36:13


QueefBalls
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Everyone important posts retirement threads Colonel
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/13/2016 14:46:04


OxTheAutist 
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Let me lick your tears Colonel.
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/13/2016 16:57:32


The anti anonym
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Thinking is hard. Let's not, ok?
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