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Clan League 8: Division C - Official Thread: 7/6/2016 05:27:28


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Clan League 8: Division C - Official Thread: 7/6/2016 05:28:11


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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the this video tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he making scam videos? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Lewis to be a nice young lad and a fine example to us all. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was really winning because these web-sites must be run as a charity where everyone wins and there's no rake???? This is so fucked.
Clan League 8: Division C - Official Thread: 7/6/2016 05:28:30


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The sexual frustration is literally killing me. Literally cannot think of anything but sex. I have zero prospects right now and am too poor/afraid to try a hooker. After a lot of deliberation I begged my younger sister to have sex with me. I said I just wanted to use the hole, in and out, nothing intimate about it at all. No kissing, dirty talk, nothing. I told her this was only out of desperation and was purely clinical. She said no and that I should get therapy (Wtf.) She clearly doesn't understand what this feels like. I feel dirty as fuck about this but I don't really feel like I was in the wrong for doing so. Throughout my life I helped her with a bunch of shit, bailed her out of bad situations countless times, stayed up late helping her with assignments and she can't do this one little thing for me.
Clan League 8: Division C - Official Thread: 7/6/2016 05:28:40


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Five Nights at Freddy's, spelled "jump scare simulator", created by some christfag named Scott Cawthon, is a click'n'play QTE game that focuses on spending five nights at a Chuck E. Cheese ripoff restaurant called Freddy Fazbear's. The only interaction you ever get to do is flip a tablet up looking at the screen and closing the doors when the monsters get too close. Despite its boring and bland gameplay, along with its 2001 video graphics, Five Nights at Freddy's somehow got popular thanks to tumblrfags, Pewdiepiefanboys, Markiplier fanboys, hipsters, furries who want to yiffFoxy, and meme loving faggots that spend all day in their basements trying to be funny. What makes it even more of an insult is that it costs $4.99 on Steam, which is $5.99 too much.
Clan League 8: Division C - Official Thread: 7/6/2016 05:29:24


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Alright, you listen right the fuck up here, faggot.
I know this comment is just feeding that ego that exceeds the size of the Milky Way by several times, but I'm gonna write it anyway, because I know deep the fuck down in that tiny fucking soul of yours, it will get to you, because you're a weak fucking excuse for a human being. I've got so much fucking shit to tell your sorry ass that this is gonna be more of an essay on why you mean nothing than a comment, and you better sit the fuck down and read the whole goddamn thing, you worthless cunt. I fucking hate you.
First off, why the fuck would you do this? Where do you get off by making shitty fucking videos on some poor soul's YouTube channel and getting hate for it? I really, REALLY hope you know you aren't doing anything for yourself, as you obviously don't care about anyone else. I know you think you're gonna have the channel forever because you have thousands of dislikes, but your worthless fucking ass will be out of here in a week. Tops. The only thing you're getting from this is dislikes. No one is happy you're gonna be on the channel for like a week before you get fucking shit on by everyone else involved with this, but I'll get to that in a minute.
Now, you are a shitty human being overall. You're one of those faggots that thinks he's cool and shit because he listens to black people music. I bet you sag your fucking pants around your fucking ankles, wear snapbacks and gay jewelry and shit too, fucker. But here's a reality check from the rest of the world, wigger. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU. You are a disappointment to society, and a shameful excuse for a son to your poor, unknowing parents. While I may have experience with all the shit about suicide being a selfish act, people will miss you, etc., I am 100% absolutely certain that if you and every single one of your kind and all of your fucking faggotry shot themselves in the mouth, no one would miss you. Absolutely no one would miss you. And you're gonna have a time in your life when you feel depressed and suicidal. Everyone does, and everyone will. But you're gonna be alone. You're gonna be rotting alone because you managed to repel every fucking sane human being. You're gonna be sitting there looking for a reason not to end it, and instead of getting talked off the edge by those who love you, you're gonna do it. No one is gonna miss you. Because you have no friends, and no one loves you. You're gonna go to fucking jail, get assraped by everyone there until your ass is the size of fucking Jupiter, and you're gonna end it. Mark my fucking words.
Now, you may belong to the cancer that is wiggers and "gangsta" culture, but you also belong to the worst fucking puddle of slime on this tainted planet. You are a thief. You stole poor Joel's YouTube channel. It's his fucking livelihood, his life. He worked his fucking ass off to get here. And you came in and took what might have been the best part of his life away from him. This might not fucking faze you because your heart is evidently made of stone, but this comment is gonna get to you one way or another. It's going to break you. You're gonna realize that you belong to a group of people worse than rapists and murderers because you know what? You're a fucking coward. At least the rapists and murderers have the fucking balls to commit those awful, horrendous acts on those poor victims. They put themselves in some form of danger in doing that. But you? You do it all from the safety of your mother's basement, with some proxy, a VPN, probably a throw away computer. And you have no fucking balls. You are a weak, dead shell of a manchild, and you WILL rot in Hell once your waste of a life ends. You earned yourself a ticket right to the seventh circle, so I hope you're fucking happy.
And you will get caught. You're gonna get arrested and tried for hacking, larceny and all the other crimes you've probably committed in that DXRacer chair. And you're gonna go to jail for at least 20 years. And let me tell you, weak shitheads like you don't do well at all in the stony lonesome. You're gonna die within a month of your incarceration, with no one to mourn you. You'll probably be put in a mass grave because no one is gonna pay for a funeral. You'll be dead from all those brutal beatings and assrape sessions with your fellow inmates, if you don't kill yourself first like the pussy you are. And don't start thinking you're the koolest fucking h4xx0r around, you fucking skank. I bet you think you're hot shit, Lizard Squad ain't got nothing on this. Even they fucking got caught. As much as I hate mass surveillance, the government is gonna hunt you the fuck down, no matter how many goddamn proxies you put up. If someone else doesn't kill you first, that is. And I know you don't believe me, and that I just took b8, but you're gonna be sitting in jail in a few weeks thinking "goddamn, that guy was right." None of this is a joke, and 100% of it is true. Your days are numbered, you sick motherfucker. And as much as I can't go to your house and kill you myself, I can take solace in knowing that your ass is going on someone's mantel. And until that day comes, I wish you eternal suffering and a slow, agonizing, torturous death.
Fuck you.
Clan League 8: Division C - Official Thread: 7/6/2016 05:29:41


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my request would probably be something like leo completely naked being bound behind his back with his wrists tied together with a really tough-looking rope, and its tied so tight that its causing him to bleed from under it, he's also gagged, his back is really bruised and bloody and maybe some evidence of whip cracks, his head is jutted to the side in an attempt to look away and his expression is really fucking pained and scared for his life, yet he's enjoying it to some degree but doesn't really want it, his cock erect and already dripping precum, and takumi is crawling over him nude, covered in blood that isn't all his own, his blue scarf tied around his arm implying that there's a really bad wound under it (probably from one of his victims struggling), he's crawling over leo with a really smug and fucking insane look on his face, the picture angled so you're looking at leo's back and you can see all of takumi 's abs, glistening with blood that's dripping off, and he's also jacking himself off, the room is really darkened and maybe there's like some dead bodies and dismembered heads in the backround to really top it off
Clan League 8: Division C - Official Thread: 7/6/2016 05:29:51


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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Clan League 8: Division C - Official Thread: 7/6/2016 05:30:01


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YO TYLER NEEDS TO SUCK A DICK. FUCK HIS SHITTY ASS FALSE-HAPPY WANNABE SUPREME AND BAPE LOOKIN CLOTHES. HE MAKES SHITTY, POOR QUALITY EASTER BASKET LOOKIN CLOTHES THAT WILL BECOME USELESS WORTHLESS IRRELEVANT SHIT THE SECOND HE INEVITABLY DOES TOO. HE'S SO UP HIS FUCKING ASS THAT HE TRIES TO ATTACK TRENDS THAT HIS FRIENDS PUT ON EVEN THOUGH HIS SHIT IS ROCKED ONLY BY STANS FROM WHITE SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOODS THAT OCCASIONALLY HAVE WET DREAMS WHERE THEY SHOOT UP THEIR SCHOOLS. HE STOLE HIS G CAPS FROM SUPREME AND HIS SHOES FROM BAPE, AS WELL AS PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE FROM HIS "COLLECTIONS" IF YOU CAN CALL A GROUP OF INCONSISTENT SHITTY MADE-IN-CHINA TAKES 2 YEARS TO SHIP UNNECESSARILY LOUD CLOTHES THAT. HE MAD CAUSE CHERRY BOMB WAS A PIECE OF SHIT MESS WITH HANDFULS OF SHITTY DEATH GRIPS INSPIRED GARBAGE AND SHIT MY GRANDMA LISTENS TO EXCEPT MORE MEDIOCRE, AND THAT EARL SWEATSHIRT WHILE AT ROCK BOTTOM IN A DRUNKEN HAZE MADE A 30 MIN ALBUM THAT FUCKING BRUTALLY MURDERED THE ALBUM HE SPENT MOST LIKELY A YEAR PLUS ON. HE ALSO MAD CAUSE PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IN OFWGKTA STOPPED ASSOCIATING WITH HIM EXCEPT FOR A COUPLE TALENTLESS RIDER HACKS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED HE WAS A FAKE MONEY HUNGRY LITTLE BITCH. THE BEST TRACK HE HAS MADE IN YEARS WAS MADE IN A DAY OVER A KANYE BEAT, AND THATS CAUSE IT WAS GRACED WITH KANYES PRODUCTION AND HOOKS. lmao
Clan League 8: Division C - Official Thread: 7/6/2016 05:30:11


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The rotary engine developed by Felix wankel was a concept that fizzled in the automotive industry, Felix Wankel, a German scientist, used geometric properties to design the shape of the engine to include intake/exhaust, compression, and ignition 3 times in one rotation, this gives a mechanical advantage over a four stroke engine which requires 2 rotations of its crank in order to perform intake, compression, ignition, and exhaust. While this gives the rotary a mechanical advantage, it does not give it enough leverage to produce a noticeable amount of torque compared to a traditional combustion engine. The rotary engine has always been a gas thirsty motor that can rotate at speeds of up to 10,000 revolutions per minute. It is also well known for having excessively high exhaust temperature, this is due to the way the fuel burns during ignition, and allows burned fuel to travel into compressing fuel, which is why this characteristic shows. However the rotary engine has advantages over a traditional engine, such as the amount of power it is capable of producing with such little displacement, let's also not forget that when comparing each rotor to a cylinder we notice a large difference In the amounts of produced power, and when we compare each rotor to 3 cylinders we still notice a gap in favor of the rotary engine.
Clan League 8: Division C - Official Thread: 7/6/2016 05:30:22


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Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’. I’m just an omnic monk who greatly values his iris and tranquility over any violence. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.
‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any violent tactics. But because, I am enlightened by my own orbs.’"-Zenyatta
Clan League 8: Division C - Official Thread: 7/6/2016 05:30:35


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Listen you autistic little cunt.
The next time you come talking shit on my page, I promise you I will track your IP address down, come to where you live, find you and answer your death wish you sad little emo faggot.
I will slit your throat open and gouge your eyeballs out.
I'll do worse than just that, but you won't wanna hear what I'll plan to do to your family afterwards.
Artists like you are cancerous scum that deserved to be wiped out in genocide like the autistic untouchable faggots that you are, so don't try shit with me and make you regret ever trying to fuck with someone like me.
I will kill you and incinerate your emaciated corpse afterwards.
Fuck with me again, and I guarantee I will turn you into maggot food.
Clan League 8: Division C - Official Thread: 7/6/2016 05:30:44


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inb4 MotD blacklists this thread
Clan League 8: Division C - Official Thread: 7/6/2016 05:30:53


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> implying MotD hasn't already done so
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