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how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 02:45:10


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You could always kidnap a girl. After a while she might like it. But she won't know unless you try.

EDIT: Seriously though, you just have to wait until you find a girl who dislikes socialization as much as you do. It worked for me. You won't ever find these girls by socializing, though.

Edited 1/29/2017 02:47:19
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 02:53:47


DerWyyy
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go on global clash of clans mate, theres always hungry people looking for gfs and bfs
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 02:59:56


berdan131
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@The Cruelest

Wow such simple and yet it's one of the best advices I've heard... how couldn't I think about it earlier

thanks mate, no sarcasm
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 03:04:16


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There is also a theory that women like men who have similar personalities and body types as their fathers so you might want to check out some of your coworker's daughters that you have a lot in common with.
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 03:07:53


Master Shredtail
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Wew, this thread is a roller coaster.
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 03:09:59


berdan131
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I guess sleep helps with good looks so it's time to go to sleep lol
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 03:28:17


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i'm Russian living in America. i have social anxiety and its very hard for me to talk to girls. but pretty much no girls ever talk to me around here. i'm kinda ugly. but thats another story. so, one time me and an American friend of mine went to Ukraine for a few weeks. the girls there were all being flirty and shit and trying to hook up after finding out we're from America in the hopes of possibly getting a way to come over here. if you end up not liking her afterward, you can just dump her with no problem. no lawsuit, no issues, nothing. She'll be very grateful for having been brought here and you can get ourself a new one. They're low-maintenance as well so you won't have to buy expensive gifts or jewelry or all that jazz. the country is in ruins and is a shithole in the middle of Europe. if you need a girl and don't want to make an effort, just go to Ukraine. most of them speak some basic English, as it is taught in some schools.

Being kinda retarded, i opted out of hooking up with any of them, so I'm currently still living in US and >tfwnogf

Edited 1/29/2017 03:28:27
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 04:23:46


Remove Kebab
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You have to get a girl that will actually like you back.


If you're ugly, have no social skills, have extreme anxiety/nervousness, well then you're out of luck bc no girl will actually want to be with you, unless that girl has no social skills either or is weird.


There will be nice girls that will talk to you but they'd never like you.
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 04:26:37


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This thread is so depressing.
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 04:58:33


Taran
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Hi guys! It's ya fedora tippin' boy berdan131 back with a new weekly dose of showing how I have autism!
Me, for example, I don't struggle with socializing but I simply reject it. Most interaction seems like a waste of time, and I only do talk once in a while to fullfill my basic social interaction needs.
If testosteron brings out male features, and estrogen brings out female features, what happens when you take BOTH hormones AT THE SAME TIME?!
Imagine if 95% of current amazon rainforest would be turned into farmland. Brazil has so much demographic and agricultural potential
I am unable to hurt myself...
Have I got a mini-fucking computer in my head, which calculates the trajectory of motion?
Poland strong
constantly visit 4,5 sites like I do. (facebook, gmail, warlight, wykop.pl, youtube and skype)
topkek xD
Why do people pay for sports? I can't understand it. According to my logic, it's a waste of money since there are so many ways to train your muscles for free.(think running, cycling, training with your own weight, training with heavy objects, you can do whatever your creativity allows you to think of).
I can't make friends with people my age(or any age) because I find them do stupid things, therefore i can't relate to them very well.
My thesis is that the more your life is meaningless, the more you strive for meaningless entertainment, especially something which is commercialized, easy to get, you just go pay and take what you want.
I waste my portion of time and money too. However the difference between me and you is that i am aware of this and want to change, to spend my time and money in a more meaningful way.
how can you be tolerant or intolerant of others people's feelings about something?
Recently, my cat and I have been talking
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 05:00:37


Uru-salem
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damn Taran, you seem mad af
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 05:15:46


Remove Kebab
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What? Taran?
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 05:17:33


Marigold Sunshine 
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Berdan and i aren't so different. except for i'm not retarded enough to use "xD"
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 05:51:47


Uru-salem
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>isn't retarded enough to use XD but is retarded enough to use FZ as his clan icon

I see.....
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 06:11:18


Huitzilopochtli 
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The Cruelest copied my idea. I will not report him to the internet police immediately.
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 06:13:08


Huitzilopochtli 
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^The cancer level on Warlight has returned to its high levels. Hi Paugers.

Edited 1/29/2017 06:13:25
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 06:13:55


Uru-salem
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FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 07:09:11


Marigold Sunshine 
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>isn't retarded enough to use XD but is retarded enough to use FZ as his clan icon

oi cunt, elaborate on how that's retarded
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 07:18:37


Uru-salem
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>current yr
>not being retarded
how to get a girlfriend: 1/29/2017 07:29:40


Marigold Sunshine 
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>implying
>tfw
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