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Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 07:37:31


The Lord
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I'm worried about Tabby. He's obviously obsessed with sex because he can't have it. He's incel. He's planning massive acts of violence against those who have sex (he calls them 'peacocks').

This cannot end well. I get moderate to severe Elliot Rodger vibes from him. Rodger had fantasies of being a powerful Supreme Gentleman that was on a mission to kill those who have sex because sex is, according to him, evil. Tabby is currently fantasizing about doing that with his imaginary pet army.

Tabby is currently 25 y/o and I'm afraid he won't make it till 30. Either he will blow his brains out while exacting "retribution", or some hooker will kill him because he's too autistic to see the warning signs.

So, what could we do to help Tabby? Buy him a prostitute? I don't want Tabby to end up like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-gQ3aAdhIo
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 07:45:17


Zephyrum 
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inb4 tabby starts listening to pumped up kicks
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 09:59:12


Stewie
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wait, Tabby's 25 y/o?!
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 10:14:32


The Lord
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ikr, you'd think he's 11.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 11:29:56


Rikku 
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Rodger was an extreme Narcissist​ where as tabby is likely not.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 14:43:19


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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I'm not going to go Elliot Rodgers so please stop. He murdered innocent people without changing anything.

I know you won't since you sound like a sadist who loves to attempt to inflict pain on others for the sake of it.

Nice try wolf, I'm not bothered at all. Are you frustrated now?

Edited 3/19/2017 14:47:13
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 14:44:26


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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However if aliens ever invade Planet Earth don't expect me to side with humans.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 15:00:22

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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That guy sounds MURICAN
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 15:50:16


apollong3
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He murdered innocent people without changing anything


So you are going to murder innocent people and change something?
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 15:51:09


knyte 
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What the fuck he's 25?
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 15:55:20


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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Almost.
^^Nope. Antipeafowlism has to be instituted legally and enforced by the state. Mob violence does not contribute towards depeafowlization which must be done legally and peacefully. Instead mob violence by cats only make the populace hostile to cats instead of the real problem, namely peafowls.

George Sodini and Elliot Rodgers pursued a wrong strategy which made the problem even worse.

Edited 3/19/2017 15:58:59
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 18:01:55


Жұқтыру
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Tabby stole my profile pic guys.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 18:02:17


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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No. Stop trolling wolf.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 18:02:53


Жұқтыру
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Help.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 18:03:10


Жұқтыру
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Also why is this thread not in the HELP forum? It's literally a Help Thread. @The Lord

Edited 3/19/2017 18:03:21
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 18:03:56


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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This thread is canine in nature. Katzenkrieg is the only solution now.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 18:06:55


Жұқтыру
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I agree with you Tabby.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 18:07:08


Жұқтыру
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KATZENKRIEG !
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 18:07:50


Stewie
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Жұқтыру, I like your new "PP"!
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 18:09:58

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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Katzenkrieg. Downvoting.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 18:57:48


PunySpeck (a Peacock)
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wow tabby at it again with the trying to get rid of the peacocks. i already told you are wrong about us peacocks, we are just showing off our survivability genes (which are good genes to pass down, no?).
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 19:07:09


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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^These are bad genes. A peacock could have been without these weird ornaments that actually harm them.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 21:14:49


PunySpeck (a Peacock)
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All peacocks have tails idiot. it's not like we can just get rid of them.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 21:23:09


The Lord
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He's planning on ripping the tail out in a non-violent way.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 21:23:17


Жұқтыру
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Hey, don't call my friend an idiot!
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 21:39:05


PunySpeck (a Peacock)
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but then how would the peahens know which peacock is the best at surviving???? we would get a bunch of peacocks that don't know how to survive!!!! do you really want to delete Peacocks Tabby!!!! that's horrible we are a good bird, very good at survival!
Tabby Help Thread: 3/19/2017 22:31:28


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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Peahens can bark at themselves like wolves.

Stop forcing males to risk their lives for your sick sexual selection.

The essence of peafowlism is not really peacockism. Instead it is peahenism.

Please mark my words: Sexuality is about separating organisms into males and females and then discriminating against and persecuting the males.

Edited 3/19/2017 22:40:06
Tabby Help Thread: 3/20/2017 05:33:10


The Lord
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I don't get why anyone would doubt Tabby's narcissism. He's outlining a nazi state that would rip out people's and animals' limbs so that he could have more sex. He's almost like an Elliot Rodger clone.

@Juq This is not in the help forum because I'm afraid Tabby is beyond help.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/20/2017 06:28:06


PunySpeck (a Peacock)
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it's not sick tabby. it's what we have to do to insure the survival of our species.
Tabby Help Thread: 3/20/2017 11:20:05


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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^Just the opposite. You are pursuing seduction when it harms survival.

I'm waiting for peafowls to go extinct. You deserve it.
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