What you say might have been initially true, but now it's just the common phrase. I wouldn't put 'x - stopping', it sounds weird. It sounds weird because 'retiring' is the common and well-known term. So if I were to put something in my name, I would choose retiring.

But then, I wouldn't obsess over it like you have. Seriously, don't you ever bore yourself? Go play a game and sing along to some Jacques Brel on Radio Croissant.

what? x is retiring?

THREAD SUMMARY

GUI: Hey, everyone. Check out how anal retentive I am.
EVERYONE: That's nothing. We're just as anal retentive as you are.
GUI: That's not possible. No one can be as anal as me.
EVERYONE: Yu-huh! We love being anal! Look at us go! This is the best!
GUI: You're all bad at this like you're bad at everything.
X: You want anal, Gui? I'll give you anal.
GUI: Not bad. Could be better.
X: How about this?
GUI: Oh, that's good.
EVERYONE: What about us, X?
X: How's this, everyone? You like this?
GUI: So good.
EVERYONE: Yes! Amazing! Don't stop! Never, ever stop!



This was my worst thread summary so far. But you'll all like it the best because it devolved into a butt-sex joke.

If only I had your hair, I could make comments like that without being criticized.

Pulsey aren't you retiring because I told your strategy was lame right?
I would be very sad if that was the cause:(

It is actually. :( i I hope you will stop being so mean.

JRUSS: "I just had butt-sex. I liked it best."
EVERYONE: "Yu-huh!"
X: "When Gui calls me anal retentive I get angry. But I love it when you say nasty things to me Russell!"
JRUSS: "You want anal? I'll give you anal!"
X: "I thought that was my line?"
DICK SHARPE: "Someone call my name?"
DICK LOVER 69 YAY!: "Dick, call me maybe!"
DICK SHARPE: "Want to retire to the bathroom together and brush teeth?"

hahaha!
arent you a funny boy, Gui?
you should quit being an editor and become a comedian instead. You seem much better at being a comedian, wait, maybe you're just bad at being an editor.

Retire has nothing to do with a career. If I say: "I am going to retire to my room for the evening." that is absolutely proper English.

It is equally accurate to say that someone has recently retired from the ladder.

THREAD SUMMARY
j russel- butt sex jokes
Gui- being Gui