annyong spends his days looking for more images to insert here

Oh my god, I've wasted my life!

Schizo, please help me. Tell me how to be a successful member of society like you.

Im not... just trying to find my fellow useless

"Être un homme utile m'a paru toujours quelque chose de bien hideux."
Baudelaire

Oh, so you're a troll?

[WONKA]

Tell me more about Baudelaire.

Next time just make the meme Annoyong.

This just looks stupid....

So you are telling me in your country they use computers with memes instead of imagination?

[SKEPTICAL AFRICAN KID]

A Romanian woman, a French woman and German woman complain that their men ignore them. So, they agree to stop cleaning and cooking and start doing nothing all day. After 3 days the Frenchwoman meets up with the German woman and says:

- I left my man without doing anything and right away, he asked me if I was OK, he cooked for me, he cleaned and he also brought me flowers.

The German woman:

- I left my man without doing anything for a day and I saw nothing. The next day, however, he asked me if I was OK, he cooked for me and he cleaned the house.

After a week, seeing that they hadn't heard from her, they call up the Romanian woman:

- I left my man without doing anything for a day and I saw nothing. The next day, I saw nothing. The third day, however, I started seeing a little bit with my left eye.

This joke is not so funny.

On the positive side though, if this story is true, we need a French Guy :)

The funny part is that this is not a joke...lol

That's disgusting, Aranka. You think domestic abuse is a "joke"? You should be ashamed of yourself.

One guy enters in a Caffè.
SPLASH.

Translation:

THE BANSHEE COMES
ALL THE THREADS
ARE ABOUT HER!

annyong, you cant complain anymore about ther, you are making her work easy

Who's complaining in this thread?



Translation:

AN ARANKA-ENING!
AVOID LEERING AT THE MONSTER WITH THE ELECTRA-COMPLEX.

i'm a french guy, sup?

I have a joke:

A Frenchman, a Brit and a German all walked into a bar together and started talking. Then a Dutch girl with a bag on her head entered flamboyantly and tried to get their attention. Nobody cared so she said she is smart. She sounded stupid so they still didnt pay any attention to her. Then she said she's going to be a doctor. They have all seen doctors before and were not amused. Next she said her dad is special. Their dads are all special too so they didnt care. Then a Romanian guy rolled in on skates and tried to get her attention. She didnt care. Finally some drunk Australian guy shouted from the toilet, "Shut up or show us your tits!" The Romanian thought the Aussie was talking to him, so he took his shirt off and rolled around the bar showing everyone his pizza dough breasts and pepperoni tits. Fizzer the Bartender didnt like it so he banned everyone save the Dutch girl from his bar. He liked her personality and asked her if she would like to go out on a date. She said she only likes girls. So he said "Show me your tits and then get out!"

When did you figure out this was a warlight joke?

*raises hand for "Then a Romanian guy rolled in on skates"...*

lol, i only started to understand that quite close tot he end :)

yes naomi, at the same moment

Annyong I have a copy of that painting (I doubt I have the original or that it would be so small as the one I have), what is it called and who by? I cannot read the name in bottom left, I think it says 1943 though.