https://youtu.be/EC9fDrjz8xM

Judge you wanna hear my plea
Before you open up your court
But I don't want no sympathy
'Cause I done cut my good man's throat
I caught him with a trifling Jane
I warned him 'bout before
I had my knife and went insane
And the rest you ought to know
Judge, judge, please mister judge
Send me to the 'lectric chair


Bessie is my kind of CRIMINAL woman. :-)

Special dedication to our very own WZ princess of coinwheels, Leia!

https://youtu.be/3kRam6aLYI4

Lyrics in Austrian dialect might be a bit hard to understand ... rough english translation:

She looks exactly the same in every picture
Her life is perfection
When she passes you, yes, then the people look
Because she's not used to anything different
Then the sudden jolt justifies the truth
Conceals her whole life
She's putting on make-up even before going to sleep
Because even the sandman is a fan of hers

So please keep your hands off Principessa
I give you my word, she's not good for you
So please keep your hands off Principessasasa
Everyone who knows her knows that this won't end well

She doesn't give a jiffy about values
Everything that has a value has a price
She stopped being afraid of tomorrow a long time ago
Every day's the same
She would very much like to be a brand, treasured and exclusive
Her life is a canvas print
But the picture is a present from her

So please keep your hands off Principessa
I give you my word, she's not good for you
So please keep your hands off Principessasasa
Everyone who knows her knows that this won't end well

Sometimes in life, you hide
Conceal every problem
Because with a little paint every wall's going to look good
Sometimes in life, you hide
Conceal every problem
The truth doesn't hurt as long as people keep clapping their hands

So please keep your hands off Principessa
I give you my word, she's not good for you
So please keep your hands off Principessasasa
Everyone who knows her knows that this won't end well
The End

We (Community) won, but, idk... it barely brings any satisfaction now. Unveiling the network of alts was way more fun, than watching it and the mastermind behind it to end that way. :( I hope, we will still hear from NONO ;)

Why are NONO's post downvoted? :( Please, kindly upvote them back.

Funniest thing is, you will never know whether I've deleted all accounts ... or not. Have fun. :-)

Funniest thing is that NONO himself probably will never know if he deleted all accounts, even he would want to :D

I believe NONO wanted to get caught. If this were solely about obtaining some idle rewards, he could have simply joined a low-tier CW spam clan and achieved better results from that.

In my mind, NONO is a philosopher showing all those rule following good boys what being an individual means. Maybe to everyone NONO means something different.

NONO was free like a bird (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogelfrei) and he got shot down by a dark anonymous crowd. Being free meant, NONO had nobody backing him up. Freedom is scary.

Edited 8/21/2023 20:47:22

Or maybe he's just a dumdum.

[Ex-NONO alt here - will be deleted after posting]

Yes, I plead guilty on the counts as charged, apologize for having played in violation of WZ rules and will play as a regular player in line with rules from now on - under the watchful eyes of admins & mods.

There is a long story as to why I resorted to using some illicit methods, I don't want to go into it here. And no, I did not want to get caught, but it was inevitable, simply a matter of time. Now I lost pretty much everything here including my main account (NONO) with LTM and the progress I had made in idle. But, such is life, "crime does not pay".

While it is perfectly OK that I was caught and brought to justice for my activities, I find the method and ways used here - massive manhunt, public shaming, downvoting my posts etc. - excessive and not fair. Maybe in the future, if there are any suspicious cases, things will be handled a bit more discreetly by mod team. After all, they are here to "moderate".

I am also offering FDC clan some reparations for missed coins rewards in a previous CW season - will contact Samek regarding this.

Wish you all gl, hf and cya. Over and out.

Thank you for making the proper decisions to atone for your mistakes NONO! I congratulate you for your courage in admitting that you were wrong and I wish you best of luck in your future Warzone career!

As far as I am aware, NONO has deleted most of his alts and once his game with Samek ends, he will delete his remaining alts. NONO has made a promise to never break Warzone rules again. If in future it is discovered that NONO broke any additional rules, I am certain that moderators will be much less forgiving than in this case.

From this day onwards NONO will be using a new account with no public connections to his past accounts. He wishes to live a quiet life and to stay away from any additional drama. I ask everyone to leave NONO alone, he has gone through enough trouble as is.

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I, the people I know and moderators are more vigilant than ever before when it comes to suspicious alt activity. Clan Wars are especially under a microscope and if any additional alt abuse is discovered, we will make sure to deal with it appropriately. Using alts to gain unfair advantage in competitions or to get bonus coin rewards is against Warzone rules and won't be tolerated.

I love happy endings

Just give him his main account back and everyone can live happily ever after! :)

He's changed accounts so many times, I don't even remember what his orig main was

I’ve heard he’s been banned (unsure about duration) and coins others won from him were taken away. (Account deletion isn’t a mod action)

i’m guessing ban is permanent as opposed to suspend.

really disappointed. i acted in good faith and complied with all conditions asked as conveyed to me by Eternity. He was signing his mail "on behalf of the mod team". Apparently no honor anywhere.

Dude, you got fooled.

I told Romy that my name was cleared now after i had repented and carried out all actions under a tough "plea bargain" and i could play with them. I am sorry i cannot do this now. Wish the clan best of luck and thank Romy and my clanmates for their trust and support.

Your "plea bargain" meant like absolutely nothing. Null. This whole thread here reminded me of that video: https://youtu.be/9x2NaGkl6BI?si=ocx58b1AXZEItqRP&t=644

I am sorry that you had to be suspended. I and the people I know did our best to support you, unfortunately Fizzer himself took action and decided to ban you. I was told that in the past you were given multiple second chances and you had made a promise to never cheat again. Considering how you broke your promises with your recent cheating, Fizzer felt that he had no choice, but to ban you.

NONO, if you want your suspension to be overturned, from now onwards you will have to talk this through with Fizzer himself https://www.warzone.com/Profile?p=62456969&u=Fizzer_1 Fizzer is not known to be forgiving, so you should expect that he'll want more than what you've done so far. He believes that you're a serial liar and thinks that you want everyone to forget you so that in the future you could quietly resume your operations in a more secretive manner.

The actions you took to repent for your past mistakes will not be forgotten. Although your main account got suspended, people now see you in a better regard. Fancy Dot Clan is thankful for receiving some of their lost coins back and most of players feel more respect towards you thanks to the courage you showed in admitting that you've broke the rules.

Please remain calm and rational, any further cheating will only make Fizzer more disappointed in you. I know this must be hard for you, but your only way forward is complete compliance with Warzone Rules. Administrators can track you 24/7 and they will know if you decide to break rules again.

Edited 8/24/2023 01:31:54

According to Samek, the coins sent to Fancy Dot were subsequently confiscated by Fizzer. Whether this is the end of it or if there will be additional action remains to be seen.

According to Samek, the coins sent to Fancy Dot were subsequently confiscated by Fizzer. Whether this is the end of it or if there will be additional action remains to be seen.

Is this all an elaborated troll of which I am not part off?

First, you guys believe you deserve a coin compensation due to you getting less CW territories??? I believe M'Hunters also got less CW territories due to a fake clan taking some. Where is our coin compensation? We also demand our fraction of a penny!

Second, you took coins from a multiaccounter so, in your victim mentality, you were not even realizing that you partook in the "crime".

Third, you guys believe that anything said here has any meaning at all. The only thing here which had meaning was NONO admitting his scheme openly. Everything else was just blabla.


Although your main account got suspended, people now see you in a better regard.

Good one :)

Edited 8/24/2023 03:26:12

In my mind, NONO is a philosopher showing all those rule following good boys what being an individual means.

Is this all an elaborated troll of which I am not part off?

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Edited 8/24/2023 03:34:07

Hm... latest NONO post (made with Chateau Petrus#1) was completely deleted from the thread as well as some of his latest games. I think, I remember, he warned us, that it could happen, wonder if he had actually saved the message. (I did)

@NONO, I strongly believe that are still around, and my advice would be not to continue the outburst to become "the most terrible WZ serial criminal in history", but if you really like the game, prove your good intent with actions. Have a chill fresh new account and cut ties to the past.

First, you guys believe you deserve a coin compensation due to you getting less CW territories???

This was a compensation for a single case, when FTW got tied with FDC on wins, and ended ranked top-9, thus literally taking FDC's spot in the coin zone.
Also not sure, that Samek or any other FDC representative publicly spoke on that matter. I was one of the first to suggest that it should be done. Such a compensation seems fair to me.

I believe M'Hunters also got less CW territories due to a fake clan taking some. Where is our coin compensation? We also demand our fraction of a penny!

Were M'Hunters victims of NONO's actions too? Is there a damages calculation? I can spare a fraction of a penny for a good cause.

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Great advice! ::thumbs up::

the most terrible WZ serial criminal in history

The worst criminals are the guys who tricked NONO into giving them free coins with the implicit promise of atonement which they had absolutely 0 authority to grant. NONOs coins were stolen and surely giving them to Samek would make things right. Here is a song about Samek: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw&ab_channel=UPROXXVideo

"The worst criminals are the guys who tricked NONO into giving them free coins with the implicit promise of atonement which they had absolutely 0 authority to grant. "

For someone who claims to want to be some master criminal he sure is gullible assuming he is telling the truth.