Death by love :P

Death by Luigi Death Stare.

Death by SUPER MEGA DEATH STAR!!!

Flayed alive then immersed in salt and coated with honey. Left in the middle of the jungle to be eaten alive by cannibals.

While celebrating he eats a poisoned turnip.

He'd probably die before getting eaten.

He'd probably die before getting eaten.

Death by natural causes (it worked for Caleb).

Death and kidnapped by Romanian Gypsies

Death by intense arthritis.

Heart Attack, but you survive.











































































Then you're hanged for treason.

has sponge shoved down throat.

Wraps curtain around you so you look like a ghost and then beat you mercifully with a baseball bat. Push you down the stairs into a bear trap.....and then claim you fell.

*Uses the force on you and pushes you down the river*

Death cause: Dissolved in water

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Allahu Ackbar

Fox News : After the nuclear suicide bomb of beijing a cat named cata Cauda and millions of people died , ISIS claims the attacks

*Uses Force lightning on you*

- Cause of death: Roasted to death
- Result: You fed 2 african families for 1 month

Cats can't land on their feet if they look like Oscar pistorious.

Death by starvation

Throws a turnip at you, while you are wondering where it came from the Titanic falls out of the sky and lands on you.

Get roasted alive.