I am the minor god of turnips.

I'm here to talk about our lady and majesty, Queen Victoria

@Turnip, done

@Japanese, *smack* such blasphemy is not tolerated in the presence of the gods.

I am the God of Sophistication and the Lord of Etiquette.

I have a scripture or two:

1:1 - He who does not use his manners may not be that which is civil man.
1:2 - A true gentlemen never lies, only speaks that which he believes.

I have compiled a list of gods that Warlightism, believes as false:

Sun God
Queen Victoria
and everyone in the Olympus Clan - Warlightism makes much more sense than Greek Mythology.

We must convert the populace!

everyone in the Olympus Clan - Warlightism makes much more sense than Greek Mythology.

Who are you to defy Real Gods, ah yes a small turnip... The Olympians wont tolerate this heresy!
The Wrath of the Gods is upon YOU!

I have to say it's a wonderful idea.

I'll think of some scripture to put in.

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Do you want to insult me!? Watch your language!

Meow?

Catalina, my cat is a bit rusty. Care to translate the verse?

Warlightism is the way! Olympus is full of false gods! You should all tread carefully to avoid the lies the idolaters will try tonppace on you!

Edited 10/23/2015 17:16:10

Verse Talking Fan 1:2 :

Blessed are the threads and their creators who are popluar , the history books will contain them . More SCP for you

Anyway can all deities have more than 2 verses , well Fizzer has 4!

Edited 10/23/2015 17:17:40

Death 1:2 : He who knows everything. He who watches you all. He who is to be feared.

Yes all deities can have more than two verses. So long as I receive them from the corresponding deity I will at it to the Supreme Book if Warlightism.

Talking Fan 1:3 : Jealousy is a insulting emotion

MysteryManBall 1:2 : Trolls repopulate , we must remove them

MysteryManBall 1:3 : Trolls are the sons of Satan. They must be killed

MysteryManBall 1:4 : Followers of trolls are the followers of hell

Ohh! Good idea!

May I be the Goddess of Friendship & Niceness? =)

all your gods are fake !

Convert Salty! Confess your sins of blasphemy against the true Gods and Goddesses of Warlight!

Confess and you may be forgiven!

Edited 10/23/2015 19:18:43

Never ! The only true God is Kratos!