American: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html

World: http://www.gameswithwords.org/WhichEnglish/

First quiz for me: http://imgh.us/Englisher.png

Apparently, I'm from the Northeast, New York is especially a hotspot.

Second quiz:
1. American blackskin
2. Welsh (I learned mainly from a teacher from the Midlands, so this isn't too far off)
3. Standard American as third.

Tongues:
1. Swedish (wrong)
2. English (glad to see it was guessed as second, but wrong)
3. Dutch (wrong)
Actuality: Kazakh (but probably was not expecting such a rather mysterious tongue)

Edited 4/11/2016 04:27:10

First quiz: I`m from LA according to that quiz :O

Second quiz: It said I spoke either american of canadian. It guessed English as my native tongue (which I`ll just see as a compliment :p) and Dutch as second.

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
2. Singaporean
3. South African
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. Polish
2. Russian
3. Greek - See more at: http://www.gameswithwords.org/WhichEnglish/#sthash.p4icj5fp.dpuf

Not bad at all. It even guessed correctly my first language.

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?

1. American (Standard)
2. Singaporean
3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonic

Don't really know how Singaporean got there, but naturally american since I mostly speak english while skyping americans and the english I learned was centered around the american ones (valor, color, defense, etc).

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:?

1. Portuguese
2. Vietnamese
3. Spanish

Well, they did guess it right. And Spanish makes sense since it's essentially the shitty version of portuguese. But... Vietnamese? Wut?

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. German
2. Vietnamese
3. Romanian - See more at: http://www.gameswithwords.org/WhichEnglish/#sthash.hKFhMGfj.dpuf

Wow, that is impressive. ^^

I speak like I'm from east Texas. Accreate

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. Welsh (UK)
2. New Zealandish
3. Australian
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. English
2. Chinese
3. Greek

I'm not a sheepshagger though :(

Thanks for the quiz link btw Xapy fairly intresting little thing.

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?

1. Welsh (UK)
2. English (England)
3. Australian

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:?

1. Chinese
2. Italian
3. Romanian

^ Angry Chinese!

I don't know how they can guess at my dialect being Welsh, and then say I'm a native of China.

dialect spoken: australian, new zealandish, singaporean
not bad, i live in and learned english in australia
native tongue: chinese, italian, english
pretty bad, my native tongues are dutch and spanish, i guess italian is close to spanish though

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. New Zealandish
2. Australian
3. Welsh (UK) - See more at: http://www.gameswithwords.org/WhichEnglish/#sthash.c6zH0qF7.dpuf

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. Portuguese
2. Arabic
3. Polish - See more at: http://www.gameswithwords.org/WhichEnglish/#sthash.c6zH0qF7.dpuf


Zephyrum has influence on me I guess, but Arabic!? No idea about dialects though.

Yonkers - New York - Providence

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. Singaporean
2. American (Standard)
3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. Norwegian
2. Swedish
3. English

I'm pretty sure I would be american standard? At least they got my native language on guess 3 :P

First test:

http://www.awesomescreenshot.com/image/1154201/834a2b39c72dcad6ed7f76b17e8cce89

For me it was 1. Arabic 2. Vietnamese 3. Portuguese
Dutch wasn't on there but yet that doesn't surprises me because Flemmish regional tongues differ greatly from the Dutch standard language.

I'm tempted to make a Belgian Calphate joke... but no.

providence new jersey and new york

First one gave me Montgomery, Mobile, and Fresno(I live in Austin, Tx)
Our top three guesses for your English dialect
1. Singaporean
2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
3. American (Standard)
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language
1. Chinese
2. Romanian
3. Portuguese

What?(I was expecting US or Japan)

I am not surprised :)