I politically Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
you might make friends with my cat, whenever he sits or lies down on me, always has at least one claw that makes me say "ouch - careful!" so yeah but you need kind of claws to do that.
I am far left socially and centre left fiscally. I am libertarian
Economic: TAX DEM RICH INhERiTANCE BASTARDS! Social: Pro-Abortion. Meat tax. Pro-Homosexuality. Pro-Transgender. Absolute feminism. Anti-Patriarchy. Circumcision illegal. Adultery results in small fine. Racial: Egalitarian. Religious: You can practise anything, but any public advertisment of hate e.g. Bible, Quran etc gets you sent TO a £100 fine
Rothbardian Anarcho-Capitalist. You may know this ideology from strawmanball memes, and as such, will associate my ideology with a hatred of roads, child slavery, and killing my neighbors.