-Nation Name: Semici

-Capital: Cape Town

-Territory Controlled: Modern-day South Africa, Tokyo, Hong Kong,

-History: It was an accident but at the same time it wasn't an accident you see what happened was in Hong Kong a cult rose to power and tried to take over the government they failed miserably their best leader Chang got executed publicly by a group of ninjas from that day on the cult named The Gays of Destiny got butthurt with Japanese executioner styles they launched a campaign to take over Tokyo but it also failed miserably their second best leader Chong got executed publicly by the same group of ninjas ok at this point it was pretty clear that The Gays of Destiny most definitely not abbreviated T.G.O.D. should stay away from ninjas at all costs their third leader Ching grew up with a phobia of ninjas and Naruto because of this which sucks really badly because you know Naruto is badass at least not as gay as Fairy Tail anyways Ching wanted to avenge the past two best leaders so he took the obvious solution of traveling to South Africa because he wanted a place stereo-typically full of white ducks instead of the yellow ducks he saw at home but instead of learning about the dangers of war he learned about the dangers of AIDS and STDs because you know how half of the population of South Africa has to overdose on anti-HIV drugs because the strip club policies there are way too loose if you know what I mean anyways during the once-a-few-years election of the country is when Ching had brought some of his homies back from Hong Kong because everyone thought he was crazy with his claims that South Africa is full of AIDS well when his homies did get there they realised that holy balls they were actually wrong and Ching was right about the severe need for condoms because the place is unsafe as heck well anyways at the same time the election was still going on you see one of Ching's henchmen got in a mix up with the population committee the guy who read the presidential announcements was blind but they did not realize it in time the guy had to say the name right based only on his hearing instead of saying the correct elected person's name which was Osh Ape Yurass he said Josh Rapeurass which was exactly the name of Ching's one lucky henchman that successfully got laid at one of the strip bars the night before now Ching was having an argument with the new accidentally selected president of South Africa Josh Rapeurass about the decision to get laid the night before because I mean like really now there was a dangerously high chance of him having gotten AIDS because you know Josh was a very risky dude who liked living on edge or in this case the edge of his condom fell off during the "event" so they took him to the hospital to get tested well problem is the hospital was currently being overrun with ninjas holy ballsickos Ching flipped out and now they really needed to get to a safe hospital because Ching's childhood nightmares of being placed in Itachi's Tsukuyomi could have been coming true I mean like were they really nobody knew at the moment but all they knew was that Ching was a sensory type who could sense the presence of enemy chakra however at this point of the story he was already becoming increasingly irrelevant I mean Josh Rapeurass and his unsafe strip club policies are where it's at am I right the guy immediately utilized the military force in an attempt to avenge Ching who was now on the edge of death in a private hospital place nearby from the thought of ninjas that could potentially bring shame and dishonor to his family
so Josh recruited sixty nine thousand people into his military and shipped them overseas to Japan in which he sold them for some cheap bucks and got some ninjas in return because come on now at this point everyone knew that you can't freaking stop the ninjas they're too god dang overpowered so Josh decided to use the ninjas to take over Tokyo just for the lulz he raided the anime production studios and advised them to switch to hentai already the economy of the city instantly increased Tokyo's economical power and finance skyrocketed to the thousands in a matter of minutes and then crashed because they kept getting robbed by the ninjas who were now under the control of the South African president it was at this point in which the South African peoples were seriously calling for a revote because they thought the election was rigged oh geez I wonder why but then all the suddenly out of nowhere the country gets hit with debt because the stock market had been buying too much into hentai and the stripper industry was already going broke oh my god the people cried out Josh you need to help us save us please and Josh knew what he had to do at that very moment he needed to unite the country under a new banner because there were too many people who associated South Africa with AIDS such as Ching who was now undergoing intense therapy by watching Naruto Shippuden online he already developed a crush on Sauske I mean who doesn't dear god but Kakashi is not bad too if you know what I mean Guy is just weird and Naruto is gay everyone has problems holy crap Sakura's feelings and the flashbacks she gets are cancer I mean have you seen the Five Kage Summit Arc rest in pieces Danzo you cocky piece of jealous root why couldn't you have taken Sauske more seriously like for reals man
anyways Josh Rapeurass and his high council of authority who were essentially a bunch of random hot bar tenders not the fat ones though who just happened to own thongs one of them was a dude don't ask me how that happened Josh is weird it was because he needed help from people who had hardcore experience with keeping things going if you know what I mean and also people who weren't already bankrupt from competition against the hentai industry which at this point was already taking over the world at an increasingly alarming rate even the ninjas couldn't stop them and you know it's really getting out of hand when even the ninjas aren't able to stop them the country of South Africa was officially renamed Semici because the alternative was either Josh's Africa or Rape town get it it's a parady of Cape town haha so funny well people are wondering where the heck the name Semici comes from nobody really knows for sure
actually to be honest rumor has it it could have come from one of Josh's nighttime accompanies or it could have been the fact that Semicedevine was Josh's wingman for getting sexy kunoichi into his killer ninja army nobody really knew for sure though most thought it was a combination of both since Josh never really had it going for him in High School everyone thought he carried around a big black marker all the time not only because he was in autistic arts club but it could have also been to compensate for something Josh looked out the window one last time his eyes burned with ambition and bleach or at least it smelled like it but was that really bleach now it could have been something else I mean Josh is a little adventurous sometimes while he was on a voyage to Japan because you know how when a man wants to get it going the ninjas on board accidentally scared the Hong Kong cult government The Gays of Destiny into unconditionally surrendering their land and bodies then Josh realized that the solution to end world hunger is to open up strip clubs on every corner so no one ever goes hungry or thirsty for anything as he looked out the window for another last time with passion and wet fluids dripping over his eyes area place thingy he turned around and looked at the other men in the vicinity and told them that guys our duty to this world has been destined to us we must unite this world under one club

-Religion: The Gays of Destiny (cult)

-Military: ninjas, Naruto and hentai

(NOTE: yes the territories controlled may seem weird at first but read the history and everything will make sense at the end)

Im sorry to bump this but we need a few more nations to fill the map!!

Don't be sorry, I want this to fill! I'm spreading the link now.

Me too.

Thank you guys

No problem. Got at least one more joining as soon as he can access his computer.

NAME- NEW RUSSIAN EMPIRE
MAIN CAPITAL- Moscow
Secondary Capitals- Kiev, St Petersburg, Minsk, Astana, Vladivostok.
Land controlled- Belarus,Ukraine,Moldova,Northern Kazakhstan, All of russia west of Russian-Mongol border. North Korea, Far East Russia(Vladivostok area)

The Russian Federation collapsed after the invasion by countries like USA, UK, and others who did not support them. Since then, Russia has rebuilt itself. With Siberia becoming an independent nation, Russia some of its former countries came together, Moldova and Ukraine joining to help in hope their economy will grow. The New Russian Empire is a peaceful Empire run by King Vladimir Volkov. It has existed for about 5 years. North Korea also surrendered to Russia to prove Russia will not be the same since there dictatorship ways. The trade city of Vladivostok has become massive, with its massive harbor and train stops, it provides the Russian sea trade to Canada, America, Australia, China, Japan, Indonesia and more.

The military is weakened from the war, but rebuilding quickly, especially with the North Korean control. Siberia and New Russia are very close allies, and trade partners. If the Siberian Republic collapses from low GDP, New Russia will take control. The religion is mainly a large mix of Christians, Eastern Orthodox, and Catholic.

Edited 1/3/2017 19:38:28

That is perfect although I need information on your military. also, some parts of Russia are already occupied by the arctic Union but you will still have a lot of land. Same for Kazakhstan as it is already part of a nation. Check the template and let me know if that is alright. I will add armies later, but I want to know if the territory is ok. Im leaving room for someone to make a Siberia nation in the extra area.

Edited 1/3/2017 19:14:47

added military.

if nobody will take Siberia, i will add it and say there GDP went to low and went into major economic trouble so we took over to help.

Looks great!

Are you going to make neutral stacks higher or keep them the same?

Edited 1/3/2017 19:45:59

Wow I'm absolutely hemmed in now
Hope somebody lets me get them Czechs

Question, why is Wrangel Island neutral? I assume an accident?

Yes it was an accident on my part, and I Do not want any neutrals. I want the whole map to be covered

*bump*

good luck with that CBerkley

Fuck if there's no neutrals add Czechoslovakia to my territory, i'll edit my page

i can just take Siberia if nobody joins, along with Alaska(the true owner)

Normally I would want all land to be taken, but now that I think about it, a game with some neutrals might be nice. It causes more conflict.

Maybe but we only have 11 players at the moment. I may start creating my own nations and just invite good diplo players to play them once we finish the template.

Edited 1/7/2017 00:39:30

https://www.warlight.net/Profile?p=2347081126
https://www.warlight.net/Profile?p=4070360806
A couple good diplomacy players who I play a lot with. So if you begin inviting people, they're a good place to start.

Fuck if there's no neutrals add Czechoslovakia to my territory, i'll edit my page

i can just take Siberia if nobody joins, along with Alaska(the true owner)

Okay then, I demand Madagaskar and Japan!

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No, seriously guys, you made up your mind and now editing your lands afterwards is unfair.