invalid^

you didnt expain how you came back to consciousness.


Again , chuck testa appears from a random forest and shows us the Chuck Norris Pulsey killed was , again, taxidermy .

I morphed into Chuck Norris .
Anyways , after the corruption appears and I am overthrown , I call upon the Borg to help me , with the promise of all men who accepted the bribes. With the few good men who stayed on my side , the Borg soon find and assimilate all citizens loyal to Ironheart. After the work is done and Ironheart's scourge over the kingdom is diminished , I once again become King of the Hill.

I send a computer virus that destroys the borg and my men seeing they have nothing to fear or stop them kill you and make me KING OF THE HILL.

The borg assimilated all of your peoples , so what men exactly ? And also, the Borg have a level of technology that will always be ahead of yours , it is the apex of technology.

I take the role of a paranoid USA. With all Pulsey's nuclear bombs going off around the hill I mistake it for an attack on myself. I send out all my nukes to destroy his remaining weapons of mass trolluction and he himself is mutated into a puddle of sentient slime. GG Pulsey.

it seems that
i'm finally dead
but is that the end
for mighty pulsey yet
The mighty Troll
wanted much more
and so i'm back
with powers once lacked.

and so again...

it seems to me
all hell broke loose
so i send my nuke
straight for the hill
killng you all
desroying hill
after all this
i send my spies
to find you guys
and yes, chuck too
i release my nuke
one at a time
straight for you guys
and yes, chuck too
killing you all
however, to
ensure that
you remain dead
a scientist comes
to confirm that
none of your cells
will still exist
and just in case
that you
reincarnate
i hire a
billion guys to
watch day and night
and zap you down
right on sight
and so, right now
the hill is down
and you guys dead,
and yes, chuck too.
and now i say
your spirit and
your past body
shall spawn no more
I hire a priest
to obey my wish
thread is no more
gg all.

but just in case
you guys come back
built a spaceship
alone i have
it carries me
my family
outside the world
with a laser
it strikes
penetrating
the earth's surface
into the core
ripping the earth
apart in a
supernova
and so
any life forms
by the spirit
or the body
exists no more.
the hill is down
the thread is dead
the game is up
gg all.

I take over the hill using my dance skills which are of a greater power than the nukes and everything pulsey used in his last post.I am the dancing king of the hill.

^invalid.

I destroyed the world already.

No world=no hill.

The aim of the game is to take the hill not destroy it. Your post is invalid.

I jump into The Miyagi(my space shuttle) before the world was nuked and i take off. I go to jupiter and land find a nice hill Climb it get a cold soda and lawn chair and chill

Pick a planet that isn't made of gas at least :P

You question him landing on Jupiter, but not his owning a space shuttle capable of getting there? ^^

:D That's me.

it's not a question i already have many shuttles veryy capable of doing anything. Fine i will travel to pluto jump onto a small hill keep out a lawn chair grab a cold pop and lay back *shiver* *brings out space heater* B) thats better

Guys the moment you start to question anything in this game is the moment the game stops working.I call upon Merlin, Gandalf and Dumbledore to use their combined magic to destroy Pluto, bring the earth back and make me king of the hill.

I was questioning a question... ^^

I collect the seven dragonballs and summon the almighty Shen Long who grants my wish. I am now king of the hill!

I am the mighty gay fish, that makes me king of hill. Bow down fishes!

Fish can't breathe above ground. I pick up your gay, lifeless corpse and toss it away. I am king of the hill!

I RYU-KEN! CaptainBluebear off of the hill. I AM STREET FIGHTER OF THE HILL!

I am god and I now officialy own this hill - begone thy mortals

I study on a mountain for year to become the god of zen. As I became god on a mountain I am literally a higher power. After a brief, yet eventful duel of the mind I dragon-kick your ass to the milky way. I am zen master of the hill!