Geez, this is ridiculous. Norman is a funny troll and presumably a good player based on the guide he wrote (though I've never played him personally). Why do people insist on taking everything so personally?

TBest seems to be the only M'Hunters player that isn't an asshole.(Benjamin628)

I beg your pardon.
I don't know you at all Mr. Prove it and I don't thing I ever gave you any reason to call me an asshole. So from now on think twice before you let more bullshit leave your mouth. Thank you!

This thread is a mess O.o

Quick Update:

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A note to everyone reading, I rank clans but points, not max points. Its a personal decision I make since clans will be promoted or relegated based on points, not max points. Win rates, max points and points are included in all charts so each person can judge all relevant variables themselves. If people want a 4th column to specify exactly the total points on the Horse Rate graphs, I will add it.

Without further ado, ahem, lets see how this update goes over:

• M'Hunters (+3 points), VS and BIA (+/-0 points) are largely stagnant since the last update two pages ago... But each clan is still in 1st, 2nd and (technically) 4th place.
  
• Hydra (+13 points) has bounced back maybe? I still can't quite figure out the difference between the first week games and the second week games, but Hydra is, well, up. BIA has an edge on Hydra due to their higher win rate and max points. Some will put BIA 3rd but as of right now, and that is correct as well.
  
• #CORProblems (+/-0 points), and where is the clan going from here? Boots have left the clan stuck in the proverbial mug, and the clan has lost a few games but is this simply a bad stretch of games for the clan?
  
• LEA won a third game (+3 points)! And lost 3 more.

+10 motoki (cookies!)

+100 Chromeo (not all MH are A-holes)

+10 GE (Thanks GE for the graphs.)

-100 Benjamin628 (You are really going to lump everyone in a clan like that?)

+10 Jimmy Carr on Countdown

-10 Jimmy Carr on his laugh

-10 Jimmy Carr for taxes

+10 Jimmy Carr for getting rich by laughing at other people's jokes & personalities

Total score: 0 - which is how many games we will lose from now on!

NOTE: the post will contain lots of sarcastic comments, some funny, some not. Viewer discretion is advised

Scorekeepers league:

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Welcome everyone to the inaugural scorekeepers league! The scorekeepers league is simple, the scorekeepers from each league will be competing with each for the most popular thread measured by number of posts! This is super intense people. Like super duper , cross my heart, hope to die kind of stuff.

Each division's scorekeeper will be competing in this league, that only exists in my head, and will receive as a prize:

• The love, and adulation of the masses! A parade will be thrown in your honor! Black tie attire is mandatory!
  
• 7 minutes in heaven with me, and I hope my braces are off in time *wink*
  
• A 2005 Toyota Camry, with only 100,000 km and a busted muffler. Please, just take it, I don't want it anymore.

Now, without further ado, lets introduce our fighters:

• Division A: Master Turtle (Icelandic Turtles)
  
• Division B: Memele (REGL)
  
• Division C: Great Expanse (Hydra)
  
• Division D: Tabby Juggernaught and his spunky sidekick knyte (TJC and TLW)
  
• Division E: LeQuebecois_Benoit (101st)

We'll circle back to these vivacious, and spicy personalities in a later post, but here is the standings so far:



Division D was the first thread up and boy has it trampled its opponents into the dirt. With two scorekeepers, this thread has a killer combo: a deluge of daily updates, constant commenting, some trolling. But Division C, lead by the plucky Great Expanse is looking to make a dent in that lead in any way possible. Whether it is random leagues set up within a division thread, he is ready to rumble! Will his strategy of almost single handedly increasing the number of posts himself be able to catch Division D? Well some well timed melodrama helped out but nothing can see to catch the Division D magic!

Alas, Divisions A, B and E are no match for the one, two punch of Divisions D and C. But can they themselves drum up interest, can these scorekeepers bring thunder down under? Who knows. Stay tuned for the next :

SCOREKEEPERS LEAGUE!

Edited 6/28/2016 04:25:27

lmao

Looks like I can help you win G.E. if I poke people more :3

@Ben - I wouldn't lump all of M'Hunters in like that. Some of them weren't jumping to support Norman before yanno. I would argue the majority are pretty good people. Sometimes undiplomatic, but not a-holes.

Thanks, Koala.

I of course am always totally diplomatic. That's my secret super power.

Division A for A bunch of stallers
Division B for Boring matchups
Division C for Constant bashing on each other
Division D for Dogs vs Cats
Division E for Ehhh nobody cares

Tournament Winners 1v1:

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Here is some analysis on the current state of the 1v1 tournaments and who can win and how:

ME 0% SR:

Clan (Player)         Record         Games Left
Hydra (ppface)        (3-0)           M'Hunters, BIA 
M'Hunters (Chromeo)   (2-0)           Hydra, CORP, LEA
BIA (tartan1314)      (1-1)           Hydra, CORP, LEA
LEA (the Bloody-Nine) (1-1)           M'Hunters, VS, BIA
VS (DemHunt)          (1-3)           LEA
CORP (Quicksand)      (0-3)           M'Hunters, BIA

This tournament probably will be won by either Hydra or M'Hunters. The game between those two players is likely to determine the ultimate winner. Since it hasn't started yet, the winner probably wont be determined until late in the tournament. Other than that, Quicksand has 3 losses (after 2 boot losses) and could turn things around. Should Quicksand beat M'Hunters, Hydra will be favourite to win this tournament. But we have to wait for those two games to finish to better judge this tournament.

Guiroma 0% SR:

Clan (Player)         Record          Games Left
LEA (Gyver)           (2-1)           CORP, BIA
VS (vicnus)           (1-1)           CORP, Hydra, M'Hunters
M'Hunters (AI)        (1-1)           CORP, BIA, Hydra
Hydra (HankyPinky)    (1-1)           CORP, M'Hunters, VS
BIA (DrummingManiac)  (1-1)           M'Hunters, LEA, VS
CORP(Ink Splatoon)    (0-1)           Hydra, M'Hunters, LEA, VS

This tournament is not very far along, add to that every player has lost a game and LEA in the lead I doubt anyone can predict where this tournament is going. There are favourite here but with a confusing mess to look at, there isn't much to say. Once another 3-4 games finish, I think the picture will become clearer.

Greece 0% SR:

Clan (Player)         Record          Games Left
VS (Glamourous)       (4-0)           M'Hunters
M'Hunters (AI)        (3-1)           VS
BIA (Robert E Lee)    (3-1)           CORP
CORP (BigMeck)        (1-3)           BIA
Hydra (Green Turtle)  (1-4, 1-0)      N/A
LEA (lh70)            (1-4, 0-1)      N/A

Now Greece is one of three 1v1 tournaments that are very interesting imo. With Green Turtle underperforming expectations, the tournament is all coming down to the final two games. Glamourous can win this by beating AI. But if she loses to AI, it sets up an interesting finish. AI winning and BigMeck winning gives the win to M'Hunters, but if BIA Robert E Lee and AI win then its a 3-way tie for first between BIA, M'Hunters and VS. BIA can't win this tournament single handily. So a great photo finish for those 3 clans!

Battle Islands 0% SR:

Clan (Player)         Record         Games Left
BIA (tartan1314)      (3-1)          LEA
M'Hunters (TBest)     (3-2)          N/A
VS (Gibson)           (2-2)          LEA
CORP (Smutny Edgar)   (2-2)          LEA
Hydra (Milly)         (2-3)          N/A
LEA (mrreed345)       (0-2)          VS, BIA, CORP

I think I previously said BIA had won this tournament but upon closer inspection I was wrong. BIA is the favourite to win imo, with a likely win over LEA tartan1314 will finish 4-1 above all other clans. But! Like Greece there is a 3-way tie possible! Yay for 3-way ties! If VS wins, tartan1314 loses, and Smutny Edgar wins or loses its a 3-way unbreakable tie between VS, BIA and M'Hunters. CORP lacks the tiebreakers to be included in this 3-way tie for their final game isn't important in this scenario only. But! Say Smutny Edgar wins, tartan1314 loses and Gibson loses, its a 3-way tie between CORP, BIA and M'Hunters this time! I love this division! Its so crazy close! But its really simple if tartan1314 wins their last game. My money is on BIA.

French Brawl:

Clan (Player)         Record         Games Left
CORP (Thanatos D Ven) (2-0)          Hydra, M'Hunters, VS
Aldehyde (M'Hunters)  (2-0)          BIA, VS, CORP
BIA (Botanator)       (1-1)          M'Hunters, Hydra, VS
Hydra (Hunta)         (1-1)          VS, CORP, BIA
VS (Private Pabse)    (0-0)          Everyone
LEA (Captain Tripps)  (0-4)          VS

French Brawl isn't very far along with only Captain Tripps finishing a majority of games. M'Hunters and CORP are slightly ahead of BIA and Hydra and have important tiebreakers in their favour for later in the tournament. Private Pabse is playing very slowly. So, too soon to tell, too little to speculate about. Like Guiroma, I'm waiting for 3-4 games to finish so the picture becomes clearer.

Treasure Map 0% SR:

Clan (Player)         Record         Games Left
Hydra (Milly)         (4-1, 1-0)          N/A
M'Hunters (Ziskonian) (4-1, 0-1)          N/A
VS (INSIDE)           (3-1)               LEA
BIA (Gajda)           (2-3)               N/A
LEA (BlackSheep)      (0-3)               CORP, INSIDE
CORP (Angry Koala)    (0-4)               LEA

Treasure Map's winner is dependent on the INSIDE vs. BlackSheep game. A LEA win gives the tournament win to Hydra, a VS win creates a 3-way tie between Hydra, VS and M'Hunters. CORP is out of this tournament and it seems like we are waiting for the last boot loss from Angry Koala. The likeliest finish is a 3-way tie as VS should beat LEA. We will have to wait to find out.

Overall, here are the amount of tournaments each clan is positioned to win:

• M'Hunters: 4
  
• VS: 3
  
• BIA: 2
  
• Hydra: 2
  
• CORP: 1
  
• LEA: 0

Edited 6/28/2016 18:40:14

BigMeck got booted so many times you didn't even enlist his Greece tournament score? :P

>.< Fixed!

I'm still writing up the final tournaments in the same post so I was 100% finished yet but I still feel bad for missing him. I talked about him in the summary but just forgot to include him in the tournament standings....

Stay tuned for more!

I'm sorry for flipping out on "all" MH members, I also do think that they are mostly good people.

alright, now that we are through with the drama and everybody is happy again.. lets focus on the fighting :)

Haha, our members would be involved in this drama too, but it hasn't been 3 days yet.

I'm curious if the team games have more smack talk in the team chats than the public chat. ;)

Drama ftw!!!

Tbh I'm kinda glad though that nobody is performing as well/as badly as expected. Makes things much more interesting and competitive.

Hydra (Green Turtle) (1-4) N/A
LEA (lh70) (1-4) N/A

There must be a possible tiebreaker here. Not that it matters... it is the two last spots... (Hence one must have beaten the other.)

I wonder if its possible for anyone to get 1 of each spot - 1 1st, 1 2nd, etc. XD

*displays clear lack of sentience and awareness due to sleep deprivation*

Ox, they can join in later and reheat each and every conflict there was.

Every forum needs those people who come in much too late for the actual argument and still heat things up again. ;-)